The Gspot Journal

The polls are reopened!

2012-01-15T02:16:00.001+08:00

And I'm referring to my TWO polls from September last year (based on my article about sex & kissing) coz' the number of votes I got was kind of pathetic, and I didn't want to give up on two good polls. These will remain open til end of February... and then I really have to think of a new poll topic to put up. Heh. :P

So vote vote vote like it was your favourite president at stake! For my new readers, refer to the top of the sidebar on the right for the polls. Thank you my lovely sexed up readers! ^_^

Ever wanted to give your partner an orgasm while dancing?

2012-01-15T01:40:00.001+08:00

If you did (for God knows WHAT reason), good news for you! Now you can with this product from LELO, a Swedish company which produces adult toys (including some gold-plated ones, if you'e someone who has way too much money and too lazy to handjob :P). This article on SenseMotion insignia from LELO comes with a rather interesting, if not somewhat hilarious, video. Unfortunately I personally haven't reviewed this toy, but based on what I've seen, you probably want to make sure you have a partner who can dance reasonably well before you think of buying this. Unless you don't mind that odd feeling of withholding your laughter while your clit is enjoying a little buzz....hmm....but then again, they say orgasms are good for your health, and laughter is the best medicine, so overall it actually would have a positive effect on your health. :)

Check out the article below, coutezy of LELO.

YouTube Video Release of LELO SenseMotion™ Insignia: The Mating Dance

What's the best way to impress your partner in these modern times? Forget the Wii remote, drop your smartphone, and pick up a SenseMotion™ Insignia instead - here's one way to enjoy the most advanced personal massagers ever created.

With such cutting-edge technology included in personal massagers for the first ever time, it’s a whole new way to play, where every move of the remote prompts a different response in the massager. This means limitless control over vibration patterns, with or without the dancing…

As the first in a new series of videos, it's time to brush up on your moves, and see how to share and experience pleasure in motion!

What's long and hard and glows in the dark?

2012-01-07T02:09:00.003+08:00

If you answered a guy's penis with radium painted on it, then you my friend, are every bit as sick as I am, if not more so (painting any part of yourself with radium is not a good idea, by the way, if you know about the Radium Girls).

The answer is... my latest toy from Eden Fantasys, your friendly neighbourhood producer of sex toys. (And I must apologize to them for this late review of this toy which I received months ago, but allowed myself to succumb to blogger's PMS for too long and didn't write this until now. Sorry guys!)

Introducing the Glow-in-the-Dark Couple's Kit, one among the range of many vibrator kits and sleeves offered by Eden Fantasys. Yes, my horny friends, it's a essentially a glowing dildo... that vibrates! And comes with a ribbed sleeve and nubbed sleeve too! Watch these babies glow....

Before: Just your average penis sized vibrator with nifty sleeves ...

AFTER: Oooohhh....glowwyyy

According to the box, the vibrator is mainly to be used for stimulation by couples. Of course, ladies, you can also use it by yourself, if you are daring enough to connect your flower to an extra large stem, this is also the one for you. Check out the size of this baby!

And if you're wondering if I was adventurous enough, of course, I was! I also put on the ribbed sleeve to boot... just coz' it reminded me of a ribbed condom which is supposed to feel extra nice for the ladies, although I tried sex with a guy wearing a ribbed condom once but his member was so big, that all I could feel was penis and not much of ribbed condom. I sort of had the same problem here... and I only tried inserting a little, coz' after all the vibrator is PRETTY BIG, and the sleeve is made of jelly (not exacted the safest material to have up my vag, I know. It was just one try!). I did not try inserting with the nubbed sleeve... coz' that just looked way too scary to insert in any of my body parts. :P

The vibrator needs two C batteries to run, which are larger than the usual AA batteries, and understandably, this means the vibrations can be pretty strong. Turning on the juice is a simple matter of rotating the dial at the bottom of the vibrator clockwise....the more you turn it, the faster the vibrations. One slightly annoying thing about this dial is that when turning it off, obviously it has to be turned back anti-clock-wise, which also usually results in the whole bottom part coming off (coz' this is where the batteries go in) and I have to screw it back on again, making sure I don't accidentally turn the dial in the process coz' that would make it vibrate. This also means this toy is NOT waterproof, so be careful when cleaning it lest you accidentally rotate the bottom piece off, and get water inside the battery compartment which would screw up the toy.

Another thing I should warn you about is before trying to slip on either of the sleeves, please please PLEASE slather a healthy amount of some lubricant (e.g. petroleum jelly) on the vibrator. In my excitement to try my new toy the first time round, I slipped on one of the sleeves right away... and then had a helluva problem trying to take it off coz' it was completely airtight around the vibe. It took quite a bit of effort and ingenuity to get it off!

Because of this I usually prefer to use it without the sleeves...the strong vibrations make up for the sucky experience with the sleeves.

Since it's a COUPLEs kit, I also took it for a test run when romping with Merman. We don't usually use toys coz' our sex is already super hot without the need for toys, which only distracts us from the hotness of our sex. But it felt really nice when he was doing me missionary style and I was holding the vibrator up against my clit at the same time.... the strong stimulations coupled with him pounding inside of me...... it's almost a good thing that I don't cum easily coz' I probably would have gotten his bed all soaked with my lady juices. :P

Overall verdict: The GITD couples kit is a nice toy with very strong vibrations, and doubles as a mean vibrating dildo. Sleeves are a nice touch if you're into stimulating other parts of your body... not recommended to be inserted since the material is not made for that. Just be careful of getting it wet when washing, and also apply lube before putting on the sleeves to avoid the trouble of getting the sleeves stuck!

Sure guys, go ahead and imagine that's your dick in between my lovely lady lumps

3D Sex and Zen - revolutionizing the porn industry with 3D!

2012-01-02T01:41:00.002+08:00

I was just browsing through potential movies to watch online today, eventually decided to stop by Youjizz.com and found this interesting Hong Kong movie called 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstacy. It's an almost 2 hour long movie, which at the time of writing this post, I haven't actually finished watching yet, and to be honest, I don't really understand all of the movie coz' it's in Cantonese with no subtitles, and it was only after a bit of searching around that I found links to the movie with English subtitles (you can check it out here) although from what I've seen so far, the English subtitles are so bad, they don't really help. The movie obviously can't be watched in 3D online, so I'm sure the 3D effect would make everything so much more tantalizing in this movie, if you can ignore the rather strange and mostly disturbing plot.

The plot (as stated on Wikipedia) is as follows: As a conceited scholar of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Yangsheng believes that since life is short, one should pursue the ultimate sexual pleasure as time allows. Wei Yangsheng encounters Tie Fei the Taoist priest's daughter, Tie Yuxiang, on an occasion. With the former's talent and the latter's beauty, they fall in love at first sight, and Wei Yangsheng is later married into the Tie's family. Yuxiang is elegant and courteous under the influence of her father's faith, though her lack of passion cannot fully satisfy Wei Yangsheng's sexual needs. His disappointment is no less than his affection for her.

That 'plot' doesn't explain what happens in the rest of the movie, which is that Wei Yangsheng and his wife turn out to have a rather awful sex life (he cums too fast), so he leaves and meets up with some older guy staying in a dark cave full of beautiful young women who partake in many orgies with men and...each other. So he proceeds to indulge himself in having sex with all these lovely ladies, and along the way builds up his sexual stamina and somehow gets his dick replaced with an incredibly larger model which works soon after the operation (don't ask me how that is even physically possible, but somehow, it is)

And from what I've read, the last 40 minutes of the movie degenerates into violent rape scenes, and yet somehow or another it ends such that the moral of the story is that true love doesn't require sex. An ending that confused some of the reviewers, it seems.

Some 'memorable scenes' so far from the movie:

1) Guy swings across the room using a chain which he's holding in one hand while his other hand holds on to a young girl whom he is fucking while swinging through the air. Don't ask me how that is physicallyt possible either.

2) Hot babe turns out to be attached to a monster sized dick that can lift big spokes-wheels (and even spin them too!). The hot babe also has a scary manly voice. I still have not figured out the purpose of this character, due to the my embarassingly poor command of Cantonese.

That's all I have so far. Perhaps if and when I actually finish this obviously insane movie, I'll have more to update. :) A little bit of trivia here: the main characters are played by Japanese characters, as it was thought that Chinese actors would be too conservative for the movie. Which further proves my hunch that Japs are the craziest when it comes to sex!

Merry XXXmas and Happy New Year!

2011-12-26T22:38:00.003+08:00

Hi all, I know I've really been missing in action from here. My work has been keeping me super duper busy, which means very little time for watching porn, even less time for blogging and camwhoring (which means no funny pics of candy canes up my privates this year, I'm afraid :P), and... well... not a lot of time for good sex, but I still try to make the time for it. ^_^

This Christmas, there are plenty of porn vids featuring cute Santarinas giving some guys a fun Christmas present, i.e. a nice f*ck, and if you're into trying some interesting Christmas themed sex positions, I found this interesting little site: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_300/375_love_tip.html.

Other than that, wishing you all a very Merry XXXmas and Happy New Year! Hopefully next year I'll have more time for sex and blogging (in that order). Cheers!

Of Dry Condoms, Dry Ice in Condoms and other funny condom related stuff

2011-11-18T00:44:00.001+08:00

Hi peeps, I've been really missing in action from my sexed up blog, haven't I? Sorry guys, not that I have lost interest in sex, just that I have been suffering from Sex Blogger's Block (which normal people might call Writer's Block, but normal is boring), hence I have had lack of inspiration on what to write about these days... especially since I have been taking a long break from meeting new guys to bonk and still happily bonking my regular man.

Speaking of whom, I just met up with Merman couple of nights back. I was feeling a bit emo, and I needed a little pick me up, so I gave him a buzz, and he was most happy to oblige having me over at his place (I would imagine most guys would be quite obliging when a girl calls him and asks if he's free for sex tonight, although we make it sound a bit less obvious and just say I wanna 'catch up' with him).

Fast forward later that night, and he's on top of me giving me the pick-me-up I needed, starting off with his usual marathon clit-playing session with his fingers. The feeling of his fingers rubbing on my clit is wonderful, and he enjoys watching how horny I get when he plays with me. And when he's ready to put his nice cock inside of me, I'm usually so riled up that I want him in me way before he's done fingering my clit.

Now I usually let Merman ride me without protection. Not that I advocate it, of course (I'm as big a fan of STDs and unwanted babies as the average person, which is not a fan at all).... but we've done it so many times already that I don't really care anymore and usually I just use morning-after pills. Then I realized that morning-after pills screw up my menstrual cycle, which s annoying. And I don't want to use birth control pills coz' I know I will forget to take them and that will ruin the whole thing. So I had told Merman before I would like him to wear protection so I don't have to take the pills. That night, before getting to much into the groove, he put on a condom (he did ride me a little while without it though... just warm himself up :P).

Most of the time, I have no unpleasant experiences with guys wearing condoms. It feels like normal to me and my vag is so well lubricated, I usually can't tell much difference when a guy is wearing a condom and when he isn't. But that night, after Merman rode me for a while, I started feeling...DRY in my vag. And that made the sex a bit unpleasantly painful. Merman is such a great guy though...he sensed that I was dry, so he took it off and resumed our session the way we usually do it, totally naked.

So now I'm wondering if that was a bad sign that I'm becoming less lubricated that I used to be. :( Or maybe I've gotten so used to riding naked with Merman that I'm allergic to condoms now.

So in relation to the topic, I googled 'dry condoms', and found that other than the expected question and answers questions on forums about why condoms make some girls feel dry, I also found... videos showing experiments on condoms with dry ice. One in particular involving glitter:

Errr, like, ok. You guys need to get a day job. Seriously.

That video wasn't particularly interesting, actually. There are plenty of people who treat condoms like balloons and blow them up for fun. However, just a couple of days back I was searching for underwater casings for cameras, and found this:

In case you didn't figure it out, it's a DIY waterproof camera casing. Made of... (drumroll please...) a CONDOM!

Apparently it works well with remote controls too... just in case you ever want to chuck your remote control into the water.

So that just totally got the ball rolling and itchified me to Google for "Things to do with a Condom". In between the condom-exploding experiments, there were some other fascinating results, such as:

1) Using a condom to make fire (and contrary to my initial expectations, this did not involved the use of any flammable materials pour into the condom. Only water!)

2) Planting a condom and watching it grow. Seriously, it actually looked like it could go on National Geographic.

3) Using condoms to put on a light show. Your friendly neighbourhood disco might find good use for this idea.

And to top it all on my internet exploration of all things funny related to condoms, behold the trailer for the movie called... the KILLER CONDOM.

Looks like a parody or fake trailer? I shit you not, there is actual video footage of scenes from this movie on Youtube, such as seen here.

Isn't the internet just a great place to look for stupid shit? XD

A Comparitive Analysis Between Western and Asian Porn

2011-10-19T02:37:00.000+08:00

As geeky and smart as that subject title sounds, this is basically just a post about the difference between Western and Asian porn, or my opinion on it anyway (you guys may not necessarily agree with me).

I'm guessing most of you who watch porn on a regular basis would have had seen at least a bit (or a lot, depending on what you like) of both Western and Asian porn, and probably would have noticed some common aspects in each type of porn that's usually not found in the other. For those of you who are just too busy jerking off to notice a difference, well, good to know the porn is doing it's job of keeping your other head happy, but trust me, there is a difference. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to do a little comparison list between Western and Asian (especially Japanese) porn... although as a disclaimer I can't say that what can be seen in Western NEVER turns up in Asian porn (or vice versa)... but these are more exceptions than the rule, as least among the vids I've watched!

So here we go!

1) The female role
Asian porn: Girls in Asian Porn are frequently portrayed as being submissive, weak, or helpless while the guy (or guys) are having their way with her.
Western porn: More equal variety in the roles of females roles. They can be submissive, but there is also a fair share of girls playing the dominant roles or both partners being equal, i.e. romantic, passionate sex.

2) The hair down there

Western porn: The girls (and most guys) have such nicely clean shaven genitals, you wonder if they had laser treatment done to kill all the hair follicles on their pussy
Asian porn: The girls AND guys have genitals so bushy, you'd need garden shears to get the hair off

3) Makeup
Asian porn: Girls in Asian porn rarely wear excessive makeup
Western porn: There are many (not all) vids, especially those of famous porn stars, in which the girls have so much makeup on that I think it looks kinda fake.

4) Decibel levels
Asian porn: The girls are really high pitched and squeally (much more obvious when you watched gangbangs of multiples asian girls, then a you hear a chorus of high pitched, squeally girls)
Western porn: The girls are (thankfully) not so high pitched.

5) The weirdness
Western porn: DPs, skull fucking, gangbangs... all fairly... common in Western porn, but if you think that's weird, these ain't got nothing on
Asian porn: They come up with really weird stuff. Like seriously, Jap porn gets pretty sick. Take for example, the girl pretending to a newscaster who doesn't stop reading the news even though she's being fucked by several guys (my blog post about that here!). Or this vid of a woman standing at a shop window trying to keep a straight face while getting finger fucked. Being fucked by zombies/werewolves or tentacles? Had a post about that too right here. These asians (I think mostly Japs) never fail to come up with fascinating sex vid ideas.

Ok, the list was pretty short, but I'm always up for more suggestions of things to add. :)

4 fun times in one night

2011-10-13T02:32:00.000+08:00

Hello, my sexed up readers. I know I've been neglecting my blog for a while and that would be a bit disappointing for most of you itching to know what recent sexcapades I've been up to. Unfortunately, in addition to being super busy with work (even more than usual), I also have not been as crazy in my sex life as before. Yeah, jumping into bed with various guys whom I have only met once has kind of lost it's appeal to me. After all, I did start out on AFF with the intention of just having one... or two... or maybe a few... good regular sex partners. And as most of you know, I kinda went a bit out of control in the first few months (had sex with over 10 guys in a span of 8 months, just for the record). But yeah, my favourite partner still is and always been Merman, who I have been meeting with for almost two years now while the rest of them have just pretty much disappeared off the face of the earth to me (except for a few I actually have on Facebook. And no, I'm not adding you, coz' it takes work to maintain my secret identity, you know. ^_^). So the only sex stories I have are ones with him. But still...it never gets boring for me, so hopefully it's not boring for you too. ;-)

Monday night I met up with him again, and we broke our all-time record for number of times we had sex in a single night. Four times! Yeah I know, not really that amazing, but still it's a record for US. :P I went over after work to meet him and I had already planned to stay over at his place for the night. We enjoyed a nice shower together (didn't get naughty in the bathroom, just naked) before relaxing on his bed and watching a bit of tv. It was early in the evening, so we both weren't quite hungry enough for dinner yet. I thought he just wanted to hang out and watch tv til it was dinner time. I'm glad I thought wrong though. After a few minutes of his usual pre-sex warm-up (which to him means, just sitting around and chatting with me. Apparently he needs that to 'warm up' before sex and I find it quite endearing), he was soon kissing me... his hands touching my breasts under my blouse before moving down south to feel my thighs... then move into his hand inside my shorts to play with my clit so I could warm up. It wasn't too long before the shorts were off and he was inside of me... but my shirt stayed on, which is the first time that happened. I guess he was saving my upper body for post-dinner desert. ;-) It was a relatively short sex session, about 10 minutes or less. After which we were both raring to go for.... dinner. ^_^

So we donned our clothes again, walked outside for a cozy meal of duck rice at some Chinese place, came back and started lazing around on his bed again... and it was still relatively early. Too early for bed anyway. But of course, never too early for sex. We watched a horror flick on tv for a bit, which I thought he wanted to watch til the end of the movie. Well, again, I proved to be wrong. Halfway through, he switched off the tv and turns on his radio to play a cd of jazz version of classic oldies. Hmm, him and his jazz! I personally have a love affair with rock music... but I must admit that jazz does a much better job of setting the mood right for a night of romance... and not to mention hardcore humping. We took our time with other this time... once the clothes were off, I asked him to warm me up by licking my clit. Usually he doesn't, not because he doesn't want to, but because he always like to see the look on my face every time he's fingering me or inside of me... coz' I always look like I'm in ecstacy, which actually, is not that far from the truth. Of course, going under means he can't see my happy horny face, but he can still hear me moan... and feel my body twitch in reflex to his tongue flicking across the lips of my clit.... it feels so damn good, I never want him to stop.

Of course, after licking me for a while, and hearing my moans of pleasure, he himself couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to climb on top of me missionary style and push that wonderful big penis of his inside my soaking wet pussy. And he did that thing where he would be slow.... but strong. Taking his time to push in and out... but when he pushed in, he would thrust as deep in as he could and I would wrap my legs around him tight too coz' I want to be able to feel him as deep in me as possible. And with each deep, slow thrust, my body was pushed up against the bed and I'd let out a moan like it hurt a little... but actually I'd be moaning in pleasure. And he loves it, knowing that I enjoy the way he fucks me. Eventually he changed gear from slow, deep thrusts and to hardcore, fast and deep banging. His fucking was so good, my low moans became louder... I would have bit my lip to keep from moaning too loud, except that I didn't really care coz' we both didn't give a damn if the neighbours heard us. And in between his hard, fast thrusting, I'd whisper to him words of 'encouragement'..."C'mon baby...hmm...you feel so damn good..". The poor man would then have to pump even harder and deeper to keep me happy.... hmmm, I sure know how to give a man a good workout.

As if that isn't hot enough, I also brought along one of my lastest toys from Eden Fantasys (which I'm supposed to give a review of but haven't gotten round to it!)... a vibrating dildo that glows in the dark. And it's a huge bugger, I tell you. Didn't use it for penetrating me though... that job was well taken care of Merman's penis. But while he busy penetrating me, I used it to play with my clit and put it high vibration... and by God, I swear there is no greater feeling then simultaneous penetration and clitoral stimulation. My pussy and clit were just oozing juices and Merman was making the most of it.

Another greatly fun part for me came after, as it usually does. Even though Merman is not a big fan of the doggy position (again, because he can't see my horny face), he knows that I enjoy it a LOT. I like the way a man feels inside me when he comes into me from behind... and I also like that feeling of submission in that position... the feeling that I can't do anything while this strong guy is fucking me from behind... like all I can do is take that nice hard penis in me as as I brace myself against the bed, feeling and hearing the loud slapping of his thighs against my rear.... and every now and then, he would spank my bum just for the fun of it. It's an especially nice position, of course, if the guy has big equipment, which I thank my lucky stars for, Merman does. And even when he stops his hardcore pounding get a bit of rest, I get impatient and it my doggy position, I just move myself back and forth so I can still feel him slowly moving in and out of me. Usually, it's enough to rile him up again and have another round of hardcore pounding until he becomes really too spent...or sometimes when it just gets too hot to handle, he cums inside of me. This time round, he didn't cum though. A bit sad for me, since I love knowing that HE is enjoying himself too... and releasing his load in me is usually a pretty good sign that he's enjoying himself. ^_^ Not that I advocate unprotected sex, of course, just that he and I have already been at it so long without protection, and only he gets that 'privilege' with me. Just coz' I like him that much.

By then. Merman is usually zonked enough that he needs a rest. So that night, after our 2nd sex session, which was the longest and most intense, we watched a bit more tv before dozing off for the night.

Sometimes in the wee hours of the morning, when it was still dark and I was still drowsy, Merman got a morning hard-on. And without much warning or even taking the time to kiss me, play with my clit or warm me up like he usually does, he just climbed on top of me again, pushed himself inside of me and pretty much had his way with me while I was in my sleepy state and really couldn't (and didn't want to) do much except lie there and let him fuck me hard. I wonder if that counts as sleepy rape or something. After relieving his hard-on, he did what a man normally does (though not what HE normally does), rolled over and went back to sleep.

If I wasn't enjoying his unexpected fuck session, I would have felt indignant at being used like that.

And I was so 'indignant' that later in the morning, after my alarm went off and I had another 15 minutes to spare before I had to get ready for work, I told hold of his penis and wanked it until he was hard again... I wasn't about to go off without him giving me one last great fuck session, while I wasn't half unconscious! And of course, he gladly obliged, and I got my early morning quickie, as well as my fourth and final fuck of the night.

Hmm, I can't wait to go holiday with Merman one day. Full day of no work and alone together... it would be really easy ot break the records of 4 times in one night. Although I'd probably have to do some work this time and be on top more often. :P

The KISS: A Sneak Preview of How Good the Sex will Be

2011-09-18T00:11:00.000+08:00

Hola my sexed up readers! It's been one month since my last post coz' I have been BUSY BUSY BUSY. With work and not sex, which is even sadder. Ah well, a horny girl's got to make a living as well. And to make it more boring... I have no sexcapade reports because I haven't had any new guys to bonk. I've just been happily meeting up with Merman, and sex with him is still as hot and steamy as ever. We do pretty much the same thing ever time but for both of us it hasn't gotten boring yet!

So when I'm not that horny, I've just been reflecting (dang, that's such a deep word for sex blog! Yeesh!) on all the guys that I've hopped into bed with since I started my promiscuous ways on AFF. There were some guys I met with whom the sex was awesome (but didn't stay a regular partners for some reason or another, some of which I fail to understand coz' contrary to popular belief, guys can just be as vague and difficult to understand as girls. Gygones)... there were guys with whom I thought the sex was ok, but not quite enough to keep me interested... and then were were the guys (thankfully not many) with whom the sex was just terrible. And I realized that there has been a common indicator among all these guys of how good the sex would be.

As you might have guessed from the title of this post, it is the KISS.

In my humble opinion, although I can't speak for everyone, a good kisser has always been good in bed, an ok kisser is ok in bed and a bad kisser is..., well, you can see the pattern. Which is not to say that the sex is good, ok or bad BECAUSE of the ability to kiss well... but more likely that a good kisser has developed this 'skill' the same way he developed the ability to be awesome in bed (part of the package). How that happens exactly, I can't really say for sure, but generally a guy who loves to make his partner enjoy herself in bed as much as or even more than enjoying HIMSELF in bed, is a great sex partner.

Anyhow, back to the topic of focus, which is the bad kiss. And guys reading this are now wondering what is my idea of a bad kiss. And it happens that I found a fun cartoon that's helps to illustrate it:

Fortunately for me, I think I've only experienced two of the above. I have not met a possum (half dead) kisser as most of my men have been fairly enthusiastic with their kissing (I think it's difficult to find a male possum kisser!). Most guys also tend to want to get to the sex bit as soon as possible so the 13 hour uncut extended edition also has not been experienced by yours truly. I am extremely thankfully that all my guys practice some form of good dental hygiene so I have not had to experience the halitosis. And the vacuum? Not exactly sure how that works....

The ones I HAVE had the unfortunately experience with are the too-much tongue and the too-much mouth. I can't stand either and the guys who I had experienced it with, the sex usually turned out to be... less than awesome. Here's my take on both of these:

The too-much-tongue
I'm ok with a little bit of French kissing. Merman likes to occasionally flick his tongue in my mouth while we're kissing and I'm fine with it. But when a guy tries to rape my mouth with his tongue, I'm just totally like WTF you doing, man?

Kissing, to me, is meant to give that same fuzzy feeling of hugging, times ten. I love the feeling of a guy's warm lips against mine especially when we both take time to let our lips just brush against each other coz' it's intimate, tender, romantic... and all that is just as important to me as a sexed up chick.

But when a guy sticks his tongue down my mouth, my lips aren't feeling his lips so much as they are feeling a slobbery tongue going down my throat. Which feels gross, and not intimate at all. And I'm usually just trying to keep my mouth open wide enough that my lips DON'T rub against that gross slobbery tongue trying to rape my mouth. I fail to understand why a lot of guys seem to enjoy doing this, and don't even bother to ask if I'm ok with it. For me, it's an almost instant libido killer.

The too-much-mouth
I interpret this as a guy who kisses with so much enthusiasm that everything in his mouth (read: saliva) goes places that it shouldn't be going. Which I find just as gross as the tongue raping... I mean, there's nothing wrong with keeping your lips moist for a nice tender kissing session....but some guys have kisses so slobbery it's akin to being slathered with licks on the face by a happy drooling St. Bernard

Again, I don't speak for all women, so many, just maybe, there aree! actually some woemn out there who actually enjoy this kind of kissing for some reason. And this inspired my latest poll.... but oh wait, you get TWO polls this month for the price of one! Just coz' I thought both were interesting questions.

So please mosey your eyes along to the right sidebar and take the polls! Coz' you know you want to! And you need to take a break from watching all that porn anyway.

Tickled by my Venus Butterfly

2011-08-16T01:39:00.001+08:00

Hello my lovely sexed up readers! I have a long overdue product review from my favourite supplier of free kinky sex toys, Eden Fantasys. I actually got this product like, couple of months back or more, but was travelling a lot and after I was done with my travelling I had to recover from the travelling and also get into to mood to take naughty pics of myself AND write this post, in between meeting up with my favourite men to bonk.

So the latest toy I got from them is a strap-on vibrator... and a cute little one at one! Although I would guess that most strappies come in cute designs, as you can see from the website's collection of strap-on vibrators...this one especially so.

Meet the Venus Butterfly! So named because the vibrator part looks like a... butterfly! From Venus, maybe?

Obviously the box is not for strapping on, so here's what the cute little strappie looks like:

As can be seen, it's a nice girly pink colour (so guys, you can't use this on your prostate, no sirree!). The butterfly looks more like a bird than a butterfly though. Which is not a complaint, coz' that beak can works wonders!

The bird-like butterfly is made of genuine TPR rubber, which is nice and soft to the touch and very easily washed with hot water. Boiling it to disinfect it is probably not a good idea coz' there's no guarantee that you'll melt that poor butterfly into oblivion.

The Venus butterfly has a multispeed controller, so the tip of that butterfly bird-wannabe's 'beak' or whatever it's supposed to be can be adjusted to give you ladies a nice relaxing tingle or a full-blown mind-blowing clitoral stimulating experience you will love to bits. *insert heart-shaped font here*

Size-wise, here's how big is Mr. Venus compared to my palm .

And just for the heck of it, you could size compare it to my vag too. Doesn't it just look cute? ^_^

Here's a close-up of the little bugger getting up close and personal with me.

Looks like birds and pussies can be best friends after all!! Yeah, I know, my apologies for the lameness...

I didn't do a video of this, coz' there really wouldn't be much to see in the vid, except me wriggling my lower body around to get the butterfly to stimulate different parts of my clit. Which I did when I played with it doing this photo shoot, and I was standing up at the time, and having a bit of trouble standing straight, coz' it REALLY felt great. And eventually when I really needed to cum, I had to press the whole body full on against my clit and let it vibrate me into a wonderful orgasm. Bleh. :P

So what are the pros of the Venus Butterfly? Well, it's cool that I don't need to hold it, and it can be enjoyed standing up or lying down. I haven't tried it with a partner yet, so I don't know if it'll move around during penetration though. But the body of the butterfly is big enough that I suspect it would move quite a bit. If you really need a Big 'O' high during work or somewhere, you could ever wear this under your clothes, although your pants would have to be pretty baggy (so no one can see the bulge) and you might have a problem hiding the controller. But I'm sure you smart peeps can figure it out!

The cons is that getting the straps on can be mildly confusing, time-consuming when you're untangling the straps, and requires you to be a bit flexible when putting them on. Once you understand where the straps go, it shouldn't be too hard though. Although it 'may' be a bit too tight for them BBWs... but I consider myself larger than the average Asian female and therefore the same size as the average American female (Asian chicks are smaller, no offense) an therefore if it can fit me, it can fit most ladies. I find it personally a bit troublesome, although once you make the effort, the results are quite worth it.

That's all for today! Stay tuned for my next toy... even I'm not sure what it is. Heh!

Long overdue poll results!

2011-08-16T00:16:00.000+08:00

Yeah I'm supposed to have done this long ago since the poll has been closed for ages. But hey, it's not like I'm running for president or anything, so no rush.

Here are the results of my latest sexed-up poll!

Question was: DO YOU THINK GENITALS ARE UGLY?

Poll results:
No, I get totally turned on just looking at a wet pussy/huge cock - 23 (88%)

Yes, but I'd still go down on my partner to please him/her - 3 (11%)

Yes, and I hate going down coz' of it - 0 (0%)

So the majority of people generally think genitals are hot enough to get turned on by. I guess that's good! So all you peeps with an ugly dick or pussy, you have a reason to smile today.

I still haven't gotten an idea for a new poll yet, and you guys didn't saying anything when I asked. That was quite disappointing. You guys should bit more proactive here, ok. I'm only a human being who get's the occasional writer's block, not just here for you to read my sexed-up stuff so you can wank off. :P

Anyway, when I get a new poll, you'll definitely know.

A fun night out and naughty thought ;-)

2011-08-07T19:05:00.005+08:00

Last night I went clubbing with some guy friends, two of whom I know pretty well, and they had some other friends (including two girls) whom I hadn't met before that or didn't know well. It's been ages since I had been clubbing. Not that I didn't want to, but I have mostly boring friends who don't go clubbing, and I only just got to know these guys last year. And last night was.... not that wild but as wild as I would allow it to go considering I was with friends and I'm not quite ready to reveal to them just how much of a wild child I can actually be. But I did get a bit touchy feelly with one of my guy friends, whom I shall refer to as Clubbing Ken (coz' he likes clubbing and Ken *might* be his name :P), which is something I will probably blush about the next time I meet up with him!

Our other mutual guy friend already has a girlfriend, which was one of the other girls there, so all his touchy feeliness was focused on her. But Clubbing Ken and I are both single, and hence we were a bit less... uninhibited around each other. He likes dancing. I like dancing. And at first, while I was still somewhat sober, we went to the dance floor with the other girl, and the three of us were quite well behaved when we danced.

After downing a couple of tequila shots and some other form of alcohol which I suspect was vodka, I got a bit more light-headed and hence the dancing became a bit more crazy, especially since the dance floor was filling up with people. Ken and I would dance really close to each other.... either facing each other, or my back towards him as we gyrated up against each other. He was encouraging me to 'move my booty' and I was moving it! At one point, Ken came up behind me and put his arms around me... not completely though coz' he was behaving himself, but only enough that his arms were resting on my hips and his hands were just in front of me. And I touched his hands, coz' I did kind of want him to just put his hands around my waist too... but he took it as a 'warning' that I didn't want his hands touching anything they shouldn't be, so he started assuring me that he wouldn't. I just laughed and didn't tell him what I ACTUALLY wanted him to do... coz' as crazy as I like to sounds on this blog, I'm still relatively conservative and really don't want my friends to know that I'm ok with guys who are not my boyfriend touching me in that way. On the other hand, I was thinking how nice it would be to just let loose and let him wrap his arms around my waist... among other things! :P

If that wasn't weird enough, one of the other guys in our group whom I'd never met before, joined us on the dance floor and seemed to take a liking to me. So he chatted me up a bit, then was dancing really close and started putting HIS hand around my waist too. I didn't stop him... buuuut didn't exactly encourage him either. He didn't do anything more than that and I was more comfortable dancing with Ken coz' I already know him and I didn't really know this other guy. Haha, it's takes me a while to warm up to a new guy!

It didn't get much crazier than that for me, except when the other girl dragging me to counter top next to the DJs, where all the hot chicks stand above everyone and dance for everyone to see. THAT was certainly a first for me! I'm just glad I wasn't drunk enough to know how to hang on to the side and not fall off into the crowd.

After that, we left the club around 3am, went across the road to a restaurant for a drink. While crossing the road, Ken held my hand, I guess to make sure I got across safe coz' I was a bit tipsy (not totally drunk yet!). I thought that was pretty sweet. And after our drinks, he walked me to my car, and I managed to drive myself home in one piece. I'm so proud that I have a pretty good alcohol tolerance level. Certainly as improved a lot since the night I lost my virginity... there was some wine involved. :P

Anyway, I know this story is a tad bit boring coz' I didn't end up bonking a guy. But it was interesting for me coz' this is the first time I've been tempted to get up close and personal with a 'normal' friend. As in a guy I haven't met on AFF and is part of a group of friends. That's a BIG thing for me coz' all my life I've never actually bedded a guy who knows ANY of my friends, even the ones I didn't meet from AFF. But now I'm kind of sexually attracted to him, and I guess he is to me as well. We've had some good conversations before, so I consider him a good friend. The thought of getting into bed with him is..... SCARY! What if he tells our friends? Some of whom I really don't want to know about my sexually promiscuous lifestyle? Would I actually dare to do it, or just keep this friendship as... nothing more.

I am sexually attracted to him. But if the sex turns out to be... not that great and I'm not interested in doing it again, I can't just ignore him everytime our group meets up (which is quite regularly) and it could turn out to be messy. Or even worst. He could end up blackmailing me. :S

Ah well, it's just a thought. Let's see what happens. Perhaps it would be much better to stick with my AFF guys. :P

Operation Threesome is postponed until further notice :(

2011-08-06T01:23:00.002+08:00

Yeah, my grand plans to have my first MMF threesome has been foiled by the packed schedules of my two wonderful men. Both of them are not free this weekend, and hence Operation Threesome shall be postponed until further notice.

I guess I'll just have to get off by watching porn now. Oh wait, I just did! :)

Operation Threesome is under way

2011-08-01T23:55:00.003+08:00

Yes peeps, I've finally mustered the nerve to do it. I asked my two favourite men, Merman and Scotty, if they would like to have a threesome. I asked them separately of course, coz' they don't know each other. I asked Scotty over the weekend since I stayed over at his hotel and he gave me two rounds of the most heavenly pussy licking followed by a nice hard bang. And since Scotty will be in my country only until this Sunday, tonight I met up with Merman too for the purpose of throwing the idea to him. And in between we had another amazing round of sex too, and I'm don't know how he does it but every round seems to get better than the one before and tonight was no exception.

Anyway, the point is THEY BOTH AGREED. Woohoo! So I'm going to arrange to have us all together, probably at Scotty's hotel this weekend. And then I'll have the challenging task of having to keep both my favourite men happy at the same time.

I'm so nervous! I hope they'll get along with each other. Although both of them would be focusing on me, so that shouldn't be a problem. The problem would be how to keep them both occupied at the same time and still make them feel good. Merman doesn't like blowjobs too... so what could I do with him while Scotty is banging me? Or would it be better if they just take turns with me just so things don't get weird for them if they accidentally touch each other due to close proximity? I wonder if both of them took turns to lick my pussy, one of them would finally be able to make me cum with their tongue alone. I hope so! That would be just too awesome.

I AM SO F*CKING EXCITED PEOPLE!!!!

Merman pulls a little elephant surprise!

2011-07-24T18:07:00.004+08:00

I haven't had a chance to catch up with my favourite romp, Merman, after more than 2 months, due to my frequent travelling and even when I was free, he'd be busy. I finally got a chance to catch up with him today, and boy oh boy! Did he ever give me an unexpected treat! That's in addition the usual mind-blowingly amazing sex, which today became even more amazing coz' he finally found a way to get me to cum.... with the help of a 'little elephant'. Heh heh... more details in a bit!

As always, we jump right into the sex coz' he needs his pre-sex 'warm-up' time as he calls it. And that warm-up time means hanging out over food or drinks and having a nice conversation during which he will gradually build up steam. So we had a nice lunch at as Thai restaurant near his place. He let me order the dishes (and no, I didn't take advantage and order the most expensive shit I could find on the menu. Haaahaha! I should have though, eh? :P Kidding!) and every now and during the conversation put his hand on my arm. I love those small little gestures of affection he does in public... even though there's a risk of being sighted by someone who shouldn't be seeing me with him. But considering the fact that I don't actually get to go on real dates with an actual boyfriend, it's nice to have a guy lavish me a little and be a little romantic, even in public. Which is very rare among guys I meet from AFF... they're mostly on guard on won't lay a finger on me til we get somewhere private, lest someone they know sees them then the cat would be out of the bag. Ah well, that the life of a discreet AFF-er!

So after lunch we headed back to his nice cozy little place which I adore (and I still wonder how a bachelor keeps his pad looking so neat and tidy. It's possible!). I went to wash up a bit, then when I got out, he was lying on his bed waiting for me. I climbed over him and helped to warm him up a bit more with kisses. I really enjoy his kisses, and he likes mine too. He always say how he loves the shape of my lips and they're so nice for kissing. Well, I have to say I love his lips too, especially more so when those lips go down under and work together with his tongue to play with my clit.

After our hot steamy kissing session, he touched my pussy and was really turned on by how wet I was already (I get wet easily... he saves a lot on lubricant ;) ). I think he was all ready to start pounding me already, but I said that I told him that I really would like his tongue to warm up my clit first. He gladly obliged, and I got to enjoy the feeling of his tongue caressing my precious vaginal lips for a good 10 minutes at least. And when you think about it, that's a pretty long time to be going down on someone, and I don't think even I last that long when I'm going down on a guy. :P It got to the point when his pussy licking got me so riled up, I was itching to order him to get his penis in there and pound me. But I was curious to know how long he could last, so I let him keep going... and he kept right on going, until he got tired.

At the point, I was thinking that he would be totally ready to get himself inside of me... but to my surprise, he pulled out a new toy. He had bought a cute little bullet vibrator! It was pink and had little rubbery spike on one end of the bullet, with a strange looking protrusion which at first I thought was in the shape of a bird's beak. Then later when I looked at it I realized it was in the shape of a little elephant's head!

I didn't manage to take a photo of it at the time, but I did manage to find a pic of the vibe on the internet that looked a lot like the one he had. It looked kinda like this:

And that cute? Yeah, and the fact that it was pink means he definitely using it on himself for prostate stimulation, which some guys apparently enjoy. It was alll for meeeeeee (or his other lady friends... I hope he hadn't used it yet, and if he did, he better have had cleaned it up well! LOL).

So anyway, Merman takes out his cute little elephant toy and starts using it to play with my clit even more. And that was already after 10 minutes of his pussy licking! The man surely aims to please his lady, and I was definitely very pleased. :) He was getting his kicks from watching the look of ecstacy on my face as I enjoyed him using the vibrator to simulate my wet pussy.

Finally he had enough of warming me up (I think I was pass warmed up and more close to boiling point by then :P). His lovely penis was up and ready to go and so he started doing me missionary style, at the same time still holding the vibe at my clit. I was SO enjoying myself! I always thought that he was the type who would rather not use a toy... we always had such great sex without it anyway. But I'm glad that I was wrong!

After a while, he let me hold onto the vibrator and play with myself while he continue pump his penis inside of me. With his hands free, he leaned forward slightly closer to me. And I was happy to have control of the vibrator, coz' I knew EXACTLY where to put it to get myself really going. And so I did. He was quite gentle when he used it, just using the tip to tease my clit. But I like the bullet part all the way up against my vag, and I was loving it slightly from side to side to enjoy more of the simulation. He looked down and saw what I doing, and he was so turned on, he pumped me even harder. I told him that he was fucking me so hard... and I loved it.

Then I could feel it finally happening. The vibrator did the trick and I couldn't take it anymore... I told him that I was going to cum... and he kept pushing in and out of me and I kept pressing that vibe againt my clit... until I had an amazing orgasm while he was still banging me. I had to take the vibrator off my clit after that, and when he saw what I did, he stopped too, leaned over and started romancing me with his amazing kisses again.

That was one of THE most awesome sex moments I've ever had in my life. It's the first time I've ever had an orgasm while a man was inside of me. And Merman was also the first guy to ever make me cum by using his fingers to play with my clit. This man is officially freaking amazing and if I ever were to become a nympho, it would only be for him. :p

We took a little break from the sex and watching a bit of tv. He sitting up on his bed watching the tube, and I was lying face down next to him, and we would just gently stroke each other's body. After a while he was ready to go again, so while I was still lying down, he got up behind me, started kissing the back of my neck and shoulders, which was HOT. Then he pulled my waist up so I was on all fours and he could bang me doggy style. I was thoroughly enjoying myself... and when it seemed he was ready to stop and had enough sex, I wasn't about to let him. I know that he usually prefers not to cum, coz' he gets pretty knocked out after that... but I wanted him to get there and enjoy himself. I told him that he just had to cum in my pussy first. And I guess if you're a guy and a girl demands that you cum inside of her, you really can't say no, can you? ;)

A few minutes later, he was building up to his big 'O', and then he let out a loud moan when he came.... which I hope the neighbours didn't hear, but I didn't really care at the time anyway.

Sigh, yet another glorious fuck session with Merman. This man never fails to please, and now that he's got his new toy, things just got even better when I didn't even know it could. :D

Suggestions for a new poll!

2011-07-21T01:37:00.003+08:00

My old poll on the sidebar is totally closed and I thought it would be nice to ask you guys what you would like me to do a poll on. Just coz' I'm too lazy to think of a poll myself.

So give me your suggestions! The only condition is it must be totally sexed up. Duh. ^_^

Furry Sex - Giving new meaning to humping like an animal

2011-07-21T00:43:00.004+08:00

I've just recently started watching this show called '1000 Ways to Die' which is basically about various and unconventional ways in which people die. As morbid as it sounds (especially for a sex blog), I've found the show to be very enlightening and educational coz' in explaining how people gets to interesting sticky situations that result in a premature death, I also learn the importance of avoiding of getting in similar sticky situations myself. Even when it comes to having sex. Like if you're a dude who's into BBWs (that's Big Beautiful Women, for the uninitiated. Which also means extremely obese women for the very uninitiated), and she's on top, make sure she knows that smothering your face with her chest for an extended period is not really a good idea (check out that video here). And if it's your first time paying a visit to a domanitrix, do make sure you are not allergic to latex. There was also death by a waterbed after a night of raunchy sex, heart-attack death caused by accidental overdose of viagra, and the extremely scary death of an extremely scary man-hating woman by extremely electrified vibrator. Sorry that the video quality kinda sucks, but if you're living in the US, I guess you can find the better quality vids here. For the rest of us poor sods, we have to watch the crappy quality vids.

Anyway, the most interesting, disturbing and very idiotic sex-related death I saw on this show is related to a world of sex that I never even knew existed.

FURRIES.

In a nutshell, guy is mucking around the middle of nowhere and decides to eat mushrooms which results in a hallucinogenic effect. He gets a little crazy-like and then stumbles onto a group of people out in the middle of nowhere. Having sex with each other. All wearing furry costumes. Around a campfire. Wearing furry costumes. Orgy. Furry costumes. Hur?

Anyway, the guy who's high on hallucinogenic mushrooms gets horny and tries to hump the furry sexed up folks, but gets jilted coz' he didn't come dressed for the affair (i.e. no furry costume). Looking around, he spots a cute looking lone bear and decides to try his luck with her.

Well, you have to watch the video to see how THAT turned out.

So anyway, I was already like WTF when they got to the part about the sex in furry costumes bit. According to the vid, people who like to have sex in furry costumes are called Furries.

So out of my sexed up curiousity, I decided to check out exactly how widespread is this furry phenomenon. Not that I have any interest in furry sex though. I do like my sex hot and steamy, but not due to being cooped up in an animal costume.

Anyway, in the process of my research I learned a new word, 'Yiff', which is the Furry's way of referring to sex. I found a website called whatisfurry.com, which pretty much explains what a Furry actually is. And apparently Furries do not only consist of people who hump each other in furry costumes but are pretty much anyone who likes animals with human characteristics (not necessarily all like to dress up in the costumes), and they collectively are known as the Furry Fandom. Fascinating.

Nevertheless, I also found a fair share of sex sites catered to those with a furry fetish, although these are mostly websites with cartoons, anime, hentai and other forms of animated sexed up humanoid-ish animals, i.e. Furries XXX, Hentai Furry, etc, etc.

However, I was more interested to found out if there are many vids of people in furry outfits having sex. Don't ask me why I'm interested, I just thought it would be fun.

Results were that I found a grand total of one vid of real people in real animal costumes --> Guy in bunny suit humping a hot babe (that's one happy bunny), with a BBW-humping shark as an appetizer.

And I also found a Animalizm.com where girls dress up as animals, and get treated like...err... animals? I hightailed it out of there as soon as I realized it was a BDSW site. Which is scary whether the people are dressed up in cute animal outfits or not.

So errr, well, from what I found I'm glad to report that Furry sex isn't all that common. And I damn well hope it stays that way.

Dreaming of a BJ on a plane

2011-07-12T14:56:00.005+08:00

My oh my, I've been severely neglecting my poor sexed up blog. What's a horny girl to do when she's been travelling like crazy for the past month! Well, this past week and next week is travels for vacation, which is much better than travelling for work (although thinking about the work piling up for me when I get back is enough to kill any horny girl's libido).

It's been a while since I've posted a 'wet dream' post... which is supposed to be posts consisting of my fictional sexcapades made up purely by my dirty mind..... however, this time my 'wet dream' is even more interesting coz' I actually had a REAL wet dream.... while I was napping on a flight couple of days back!

It was a bit hilarious actually, especially since I was flying with relatives and THEY were in my dream too. :P The plane was free seating and because we got on late, there were few seats left and we got split up. I got stuck in a seat in between an elderly caucasian couple, the lady at the window seat and her husband on my left in the aisle seat, presumably because no one likes the middle seats (me included). Anyway, the flight was about 3 hours and was at 6.15am, and since I had to be at the airport early, I had to wake up at te unearthly hour of 3.30am. And I went to bed around 12.30pm. So naturally I was rather zonked out on the plane and knocked after a while.

Then next to me on the plane was this extremely good looking young Caucasian guy I'd never seen before. The kind of guy so hot that my pussy juices start oozing just looking him... THAT kind of hot. So I leaned closed to him and reached into his pants with my right hand... and started playing with his lovely big penis. He didn't seem surprised at all even though I was stranger to him... in fact he took off his pants, stood up from his seat and prop one foot up on the seat, spreading his legs so I could not only wank him off some more but was in the perfect position to take that cock of his into my mouth on suck on him til he couldn't take it anymore.

The people around us were going wild, standing up and cheering us on. I knew my relatives were sitting somewhere on the plane and definitely not approving of what I was doing. But I didn't care! I wasn't to suck on him so bad.

And I was just about move in to taste his penis... when suddenly....

I felt a tap on my shoulder. At first I thought it was just someone who bumped into me and I ignored it.... then I felt it again.

I was jolted awake, turned to my right and the elderly lady was apologetic, saying she needed to use the restroom. I had to get out of my seat for her to make way to the restroom. And I never got back to sleep again on that flight.

However, that wasn't the only wet dream I had, although the next one was not so cool for me. This time I was in the backseat of the car while one of my relatives was driving, and I dreamt about them having sex (they're a couple) while I was doing something else. Can't remember the details now coz' I'm actually bad at remembering dreams and I don't really wanna remember a dream about my relatives having sex. O_O

Perhaps all this travelling without any sex is taking its toll on my poor sex-deprived pussy. As soon as I get home, I don't care how busy I am or how busy Merman is, I'm so gonna get him to bonk me like he's never bonked me before. I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait.

Oh well, at least I can say I've (almost) joined the Mile High Club... in my dreams! XD

Another macha gets in my pants ^_^

2011-06-26T01:24:00.004+08:00

Good day, my sexed up readers. Forgive me for being missing in action for a while. Work calls… and vacation calls too, so I’ve been busy working hard and playing hard (of the non-sexual kind). But somehow or another I still made the time to romp, and recently met up with a new fubu (that’s fuck buddy, for the uninitiated) who came all the way from… somewhere else (not my country, of course and I like to keep my profile annoyingly low. :) ). He was here for a holiday just for the weekend too, and we both somehow found the time between our very tight schedules to sneak into a hotel somewhere so he could find out just how tight I really am. He’s also one of the few guys I’ve met (and had sex with) through this sexed up blog, the other one being my Indian macha (that’s what people in my parts call ‘friend’)… and coincidentally my new friend is also an Indian friend. Well since the ‘macha’ nickname is already taken, and ‘Macha no.2’ would be kind of a lame-O nickname, I hope he doesn’t mind if I nickname him DJ, since he is actually a DJ, spinning hits the club, yo yo! XD I like guys with interesting jobs, it sure makes for more interesting topics of conversation. Although to be honest, we hardly spent that much time talking. It be was meet up for lunch, chat a bit, then off to a nearby hotel for a couple of hours. One of those hotels that allow people to book rooms for up to 3 or 4 hours at a lower rate.

On a little side note, I always wonder what hotel staff at the counter say to each other after a guy and girl book a room for a few hours….

Some possibilities:

“Hope he covers up coz’ the chambermaid had a tough time getting the stains off the bedsheets the last time”

“I wonder how much she’s getting paid for this”

“Let’s sneak up their door later and see if these two are the noisy types”

“Betcha 50 bucks this guy’s a multiple shooter (checks out no. of condoms in the rubbish bin later as evidence)”

I have thoughts and what goes through the mind of the chambermaid when she cleans up, but those possibilities are more likely to be uncouth than funny. :P

Anyway, back to the romp… well, the sucky part about blogging about a guy who reads my blog is that… it’s kinda too weird for me to write about it when I knows he’s gonna read it. The only thing I would say is it was the most…ENERGETIC pussy licking I’ve ever had. And I’m guessing my BJ was not too bad coz’ he came pretty soon after that. ^_^. Sorry, DJ, if you were expecting a longer review of our romp! This is why I prefer to meet up with guys who don’t know about my blog (so I can rant or rave here as I please. Nyek nyek).

Busy little sexed up bee

2011-06-19T01:51:00.003+08:00

Argh, I'm, so busy working and travelling and travelling for work these days, I hardly have time to blog. Or even be horny. Which is pretty sad. At least I have my sex toys to keep me busy. Speaking of which I got a new toy to review, and it's a pretty one this time. But hardly had time to use it!

Sorry guys, you'll just have to keep yourself busy watching porn for the moment til I find more time to blog. :P

POLL TIME! Doncha think genitals are ugly?

2011-06-11T02:34:00.005+08:00

I've been having a funny thought for quite a while now. I was thinking that vaginas are actually kinda ugly. I mean, looking at a pic like the one below, if I had to choose whether the girl's face or the pussy was prettier, I'd definitely choose the girl's face. And that's not coz' I'm as straight as a ruler. It's simply coz' pussy looks gross. And the asshole doesn't really help either.

And even though I am perfectly straight, I think penises are kinda ugly too. I get the same thought when I look at the pic below. I mean, the guy looks pretty hot, but looking at that fugly veined thing sticking out, I'm just like.... Hmmm...

The best part is that the thing that got this funny thought started was making vids of me playing with myself, or taking photos of my vag. And at some points, I was just like, holy crap, my vag is really not that pretty. And yeah, I do agree with some guys that unshaved doesn't help at all but hey, shaving is a drag and I don't like looking down on a guy's bush either, so it goes both ways.

Interestingly enough, upon searching online, I've actually read about men who say that they are attracted to women, but not sexually attracted to vaginas, and even find them disgusting enough that they don't want to have sex with women. Just in case you don't believe me, read one post about it here.

Fortunately, I haven't gotten to the point where I find genitals disgusting (or else I wouldn't be as sexed up as I am), I just think they're ugly. I don't go down on a guy coz' I love sucking cock per se. The reason why I like going down on a guy is coz' I like pleasing my partner. I like seeing him react to my sucking on him and enjoying himself, and I really like it if I can deliver a blowjob that makes him cum. But if you were to pass me dildo and ask me to suck, I'd just be like, WHY? And yet some girls ACTUALLY do seem to enjoy the act of sucking cock so much that they enjoy sucking on dildos too (mostly those porn star chicks, I guess, coz' that's where I've seen it). Sure beats the hell out of me why they would like it. Even when watching porn, I get bored watching prolonged clips showing closeups of penis pounding a vag. I get much more turned on watching their faces of the couple (or persons involved, if there is more than one) and watching the horny looks on their faces, hearing their moans... that kinda thing.

So I'm curious about how whether people are more like me, not turned on by the appearance of genitals but still enjoy sex, and how many get riled up just looking at photos of a pussies (or big cocks, for ladies) and how many people think genitals are so gross, they don't even dare to go under coz' it's just too gross for them.

Hence, my inspiration for my latest poll! Look to your right and vote vote vote! :D

Sex in a bathtub: Theoretically awesome but not so much in reality

2011-06-05T19:46:00.005+08:00

Oh joy! It's been a while since my last Sexcapade report! But I didn't meet up with a new guy... I met up with my Scottish friend, whom I first met sometime in December 2010 and blogged about here. If you had read it (or am about to read it!), you might remember that I felt a little awkward at first during my meeting with him over lunch and was almost contemplating making a dash for it... which eventually I didn't and I'm glad I didn't coz' the sex with him turned out to be damn awesome and he gave my pussy one of the best licking experiences I've ever had the joy of experiencing. And since he isn't local to my area and travels here quite infrequently, this is the first time I've managed to meet up with him since that first time.

To be honest, the conversation over meal time still felt a little awkward to me, like he was always trying to make interesting conversation and it got to a point where I was wondering if he was forcing himself to talk about stuff just to make sure there was no awkward silence... but considering he has a heavy accent, sometimes it the midst of his talking I just kinda zoned out and went into head nodding and "Uh huh" mode. Not really complaining, just wishing that the conversation part was a little less weird. I shouldn't be complaining though, at least he knows how to make good converstion, unlike some guys who are just completely empty at the top floor with no desire or appreciation of any form of intellectual conversation whatsoever.

Slightly awkward conversations aside, the sex was still awesome, although for me I didn't get to enjoy quite as much as I would have liked coz' it's that time of the month for me. The time of month where sex on the bed may result in the chambermaid getting a shock and calling in the police for suspected bloody murder in my Scottish friend's room. So sex on his bed was out of the option, but we still worked it out coz' he was staying at a nicer room than the one he was in before (same hotel), and the room had a cute little bathtub. Big enough that two people could just about fit in it and little enough that neither of us could stretch our legs out.

But before that, we had to our customary pre-sex warm-up which involves snuggling up a bit in front of the tv on the couch (which is a separate room from his bedroom. Toldja it was a nice room!) and kissing a bit. And he got riled up pretty easily when I started stroking his penis, which I found quite intriguing and didn't quite notice how 'sensitive' he is the first time we had sex.... he was really enjoying it even though I was just brushing my hand against his crouch through his pants.

Soon we were on his bed and my top came off (not the pants though...which is such a shame since I would have enjoyed another round of his magnificent pussy licking :( ) and he gently licked my breasts and around my nipples in between his nice passionate kisses. I was enjoying cuddling up to his too, coz' he's a big bodied guy and hugging a big bodied guy is like hugging a nice warm teddy bear (sorry if that analogy will make you never look at teddy bears quite the same way again).

Anyhow, I got round to stroking his manhood again, and was more amused at his expressions of ecstacy at just the slightest touch. I would just be stroking gently with one finger, from the base to the tip of his penis, or gently around his testicles, and his eyes would be closed and he'd breathed in heavily, moaning every now and then, and enjoying every touch. As you might imagine, he enjoyed much more when I scooted down to give him a BJ, doing the same thing to his penis and testicles as I was with my fingers and much more. I would tease him by gently and slowly licking from the base to the top, then suck or lick the tip of his penis, then moved down to lick his testicles gently as well, making little figure 8's around them with the tip of my tongue. And he was really loving it! This, by the way, is the first time I've given a guy a BJ in like, more than 6 months. But even though it's been a while, I'm pretty sure I still got ma skills....as will be explained more in a bit.

Of course, by this time I was really horny too, so he filled up the bathtub and we jumped in. I was a bit excited coz' this is technically my first time having sex in a bathtub. I've done it standing in a shower, but never in a bathtub! And people say bathtub sex is pretty hot.

So at first I sat around against his body, facing away from him, so his arms could wrap around me. And even though he couldn't lick me, he kinda made up for it by giving me a rather nice handjob in the tub. I too expressed by appreciation with my own moans, which became progressively louder the better it felt. And he would play with my clit even faster, which felt so good. I was moaning pretty loud at one point and I so wanted to cum.

After that, I couldn't take it anymore and really wanted him inside of me, so I pretty much ordered him to get that condom on, which he did pretty quick. We first tried to do it sort of missionary style in the tub, and that's where it got a bit weird coz' I had to prop my lower body up by putting my legs on the side of the tub, and there was a handle on the side of the tub which I was kinda hanging onto for dear life, so I wouldn't fall in, and I had a folded towel behind me for me to rest my head. So there I am, propping myself up with my legs against the side of the bathtub, and my Scottish friend is thrusting me while trying to help prop me up. but not really helping that much. Eventually my legs got tired and I dropped back into the tub :P

Needless to say, that was not a comfy position for sex.

So I decided doggy style would probably work better, so we tried that and it did work out better. Except that when he started thrusting really hard, the impact of our body meeting would cause the water in the tub to sploosh up and down and make funny loud splooshing sounds. I couldn't see how high the water went since I was looking the other way, holding onto the side of the tub and enjoying him thrusting me from behind (had to ignore the weirdness of the splooshing sounds). But later on, he told me the water went up to an amazing height of over 1 m, and even splashed the tv above the tub (did I mention it was a really nice room?). I was laughing like crazy when he told me that. So he didn't manage to go full steam ahead in the tub with me, and as such there was no cumming by either party coz' he didn't want the bathroom floor to end up being flooded... and even doggy style sex in the tub was not that comfy coz' he kept slipping back.

Verdict: Sex in a bathtub is hot in theory, but really, it's kind of really uncomfortable.

So after that, I got myself clothed and he got into a bathrobe and went to snuggle up by the tv again, did some channel surfing and making fun of stupid movies or stupid news... and then my hands strayed off to his penis again and started doing those gentle strokes which got him excited again. And knowing he couldn't quite get off with the bathtub sex, I felt like I wasn't quite done with him yet. After all, I hadn't seen the guy in 6 months, and it was already a bit disappointing for me that I couldn't enjoy myself fully coz' my dang period. And I'm doubly not satisfied if my guy doesn't get there either. I guess it's a bit weird, but if I'm gonna fuck a guy, I want to try and get them to cum. I guess I like to know they had a really good time. ;-)

So anyway, after a bit more stroking of the penis, and even though I was already clothed, I still coaxed him to the bed, and snuggled up a bit more while I kept on stroking and teasing his penis. It got to the point where he requested another BJ, which I gladly obliged and scooted down the bed so I was propping myself up with my elbows in between his legs so I could suck, lick or handjob him as I pleased. I starting again with the slow teasing, licking up with sides, licking his testicles, sucking the tip, etc, etc, just to get him nice and warmed up again. Then when I knew he was ready for it, I pulled out all the stops, simultaneously sucking his penis in my mouth while one hand was wanking it at the base (he has som big equipment, so I couldn't take it all in my mouth! :P). And then my OTHER hand was stroking his testicles. You might think that all sounds rather impossible when I'm lying against the bed, but trust me, it can be done. And it did the trick coz' soon my Scottish friend couldn't handle it anymore. He let out a loud moan of ecstacy and seconds later I felt his warm cum in my mouth. I kept right on with my triple sucking/wanking/testicle-stroking combo until I knew he had released everything and couldn't handle it anymore. After that, his penis couldn't take even the slightest touch, and according to him, his knees were shaking.

Oh yeah, I still got ma BJ-ing skills alright. You dirty skanky penis-loving G-Gal, you.

And then we were truly done for the day. And he promised me a double serving of wonderful pussy licking the next time we meet up, in return for my wonderful BJ. I truly look forward to it. :)

Playing with my Amethyst

2011-05-31T01:19:00.004+08:00

Man, I have been SO busy these days, I hardly have time for my sexed up blog (although I'll always make the time for a good f*ck :P). And yeah, I know I promise this vid a few posts ago in my review of my amethyst, and to you horny sods who having been patiently waiting for it, I hope you enjoy. And for those of you who don't appreciate a little bit of hairy pussy... too bad, coz' I was too busy to shave and some guys like it trimmed anyway! :)

You asked for arse, and you get arse

2011-05-21T00:39:00.005+08:00

So I wrote a post asking you all if you wanted to see my ass, and I put up a poll on it (just coz' I like to procrastinate), and after 10 days of voting, here are the results!
Yes! Complete with view of your rear glory hole - 19 votes (76%)

Yes! But just your fine slappable buttcheeks, please - 4 votes (16%)

Why would anyone want to look at arse pics?? - 2 votes (8%)

I can wank off to anything, baby - 0 votes

Actually, at one point, I'm pretty sure I had over 40 votes on this poll, then for some reason or another , almost half of those votes magically disappeared. Not sure how that happened but I'm suspecting that Blogger it trying to screw with me in a way I never thought possible.

So anyway, I am not really that surprised to see that the majority of votes is for Option 1, and which before anything else I just to say that you people are GROSS! View of my glory hole? Do you even realize what comes out of there? EEWWW

I still fail to see the fascination with arseholes.

Nevertheless, the G-Gal aims to please. You asked for arse. You get arse.

So ENJOY, you crazy pervs!

Wait for it...

Wait for it....

Ta daaaa!!!!

Camwhoring 101: How to NOT be a camwhore douche

2011-05-18T19:00:00.003+08:00

The advent of modern technology such as computers, the internet, cameras and cameras on our computers, i.e. webcams and brought about so many benefits. We get to exchange information freely, easily and quickly, upload photos to share with loved ones in the blink of an eye, and webcam with someone halfway around the world, thus saving us the cost of a pricey flight ticket.

The advent of such modern technology has also given an avenue for exhibitionist sexed up people such as myself to express our sexuality to the world in a way that not possible 20 years ago. Ladies and gentlemen, modern technology has given birth to....

The CAMWHORE.

One of the definitions of a camwhore according to Wikipedia is "individuals who post pictures or videos of themselves on the Internet to gain attention. The term disparages those who post pictures of themselves at inappropriate times or places, and usually implies self-absorption". Urbandictionary.com has additional definitions of what a camwhore is, but these are a bit more stupid than Wikipedia's.

We camwhorers (including yours truly, who is now wondering if 'camwhorer' is even a real word) share the same passion and uniting belief. We all believe that we have a bod that is good looking enough that the world would actually enjoy looking us while we attempt to do what we think is sexy. Some camwhorers are actually good looking and sexy enough to get away with it (I hope I am one of them, but unfortunately I am fully aware that my 'spare tyres' do kinda f*ck up my camwhore pics sometimes. :P) . Unfortunately, there are camwhorers that are just plain misguided. Just a quick look through Epicfail.com at all pics that are tagged as 'sexy fail', and you will be bombarded with a depressingly high number of pics of people who think they are sexy, try to be sexy, but really....are not sexy. There are photos of grossly obese people, scarily ugly people, really old people, people who forget to shave their armpits, men who try to pose sexy and end up looking gay, men who cross-dress and are most definitely gay, girls with horrible makeup... and many other photos of people trying to do what they is sexy but just kind of make you wonder what the HECK these misguided people are thinking.

However, the purpose of this post is not to make fun of the misguided camwhorers. For it is a sad and unfortunate fact that not everyone is born with good looks and a hot bod, and it's only human to wish to look good and be thought of as attractive and sexy. And for such people who have misguided hopes that their attempts to be sexy will actually be accepted as sexy (as opposed to causing people to grimace in horror), I, as a sexed up girl with a certain amount of principles, emplore the beautiful and non-misguided people of the world (i.e. those who don't camwhore coz' you know you would end up on Epicfail.com) to emphatize with these people's need for acceptance and desire to be physically attractive. Let's not make fun of them because behind every physically ugly, grossly obese, old and wrinkly, or weird cross-dressing person, there most likely lies a person with a heart of gold, just trying to find some acceptance and love in this world of people who are too easily enamoured by the physical beauty.

(However, if they are actually jerks in real life, then you are slightly more justified to make fun of them on the internet).

Now for the camwhorers who ARE actually sexy and somewhat easy on the eyes, making fun of them is ok, coz' other people will love beautiful people no matter how badly they f*ck up. After doing extensive research on internet camwhorers, I have found quite a few examples of beautiful people who would have done so well as a camwhores. If not for the fact that they are a douche.

Henceforth, I present to you, GGal's Camwhoring 101: How to NOT be a camwhore douche.

Tip #1) If you think you're hot enough to camwhore, don't use Photoshop.

But if you must use Photoshop, make sure you do it well. Else your pics may end up looking like these.

It's a new type of liposuction where flab from your arm gets transfered to your boobs

Either a bad copy and paste job or that is one freaky girdle she has on

If you sign up for another 12 personal training sessions, we train you to work out the left arm too!

I guess on some planet, having two overinflated balloons stuck on a large pole may look sexy

Tip#2: When choosing a location for camwhoring, always be aware of your surroundings and choose your location wisely.

Else you may end up with photos like these.

That's gonna be one traumatized kid

I really hope that's not her dad.

Damn, I think that's her dad!

And always make sure you're not in front of people taking a crap when you want to camwhore

Tip#3: Since we're on the topic of toilet cam-whoring, it's also generally not a good idea to camwhore in the toilet.

If you're don't understand why, just check out the pics below.

If you still have to ask why, I may need to slap you.

As if having a toilet bowl in your sexy pic isn't bad enough, you had to have a kid take this pic?

Still looking good even though it's that time of the month. Yeah!

"Oh baby, I just had a crap and it felt gooood. Don't you want me now?"

Tip#4: If you wanna do a sexy webcam dance, LOCK YOUR FREAKIN' DOOR

I don't even know why I had to say that, but apparently there are people in this world who don't understand this basic requirement of camwhoring.

Well, her dad should at least be happy that his daughter will be able to make a living for herself. You know, being a stripper or something like that.

Tip#5: If you wanna do a sexy webcam dance and plan to use your furniture as a dance prop, make sure that either:

a) Your furniture is very secure

b) You have very good insurance

Reason for this is demonstrated very well, here:

Tip#6: If you plan to do a sexy webcam, make sure your window curtain/covering is secure even if you DON'T plan to use it a dance prop

Unless you like giving free shows to the gardener and his buddy.

That's all the tips I have (for now). And with that, I hope all you camwhorers or wannabe camwhorers have learned some valuable tips on how not to be a camwhore douchebag.

Happy camwhoring!

My Pretty Amethyst ;-)

2011-05-15T16:58:00.005+08:00

So I promised to show you my latest toy, and my apologies for keeping you guys waiting as I need to be in a certain mood to my camwhoring (you can blame it on the hormones). Just so you know, the first part of this post is a bit more for the benefit of my sexed-up female readers, coz' I'm reviewing a dildo, and while the ladies might actually be interested to know about the features, how well it works, yadda yadda, I'm pretty the guys are only interested in watching me stick it up my glory hole. Unless of course you're a guy who swings the other way, or both ways, in which case, er...read on!

At that I'll just say, good things come to those who wait. ;-)

So anyhow, I finally got into the sex-ed up photography mood today and am pleased to present to you my latest cute little plaything courtesy of Eden Fantasys, your friendly neighbourhood store for sex toys and other things you don't want your kids playing with.

So this time round, I asked for a gspot dildo (they have quite a bit variety of dildos, just clicky the linky ^_^), and this one is came highly recommended...it's a lovely little glass dildo called the Amethyst.

As mentioned before, it's made of glass, which makes it smooth and very easy to clean off (just wash under water. It also means it's become very easy to insert once you get your juices flowing, if thou catcheth my drift. ;-). Being made of glass also gives it a nice solid, slightly heavy (but not too heavy) feel that I guess plastic toys don't give (I'm guessing coz' I've never actually had a plastic dildo before). It's also a pretty blue colour coz' ladies love our pretty looking dildos (they used to have it in purple too, but according to the website, purple is out of stock, so too bad for those who like purple). It comes with a nice velvety pouch, together with bubble wrap. Since the dildo is made of glass, there IS a risk of it breaking. So if you plan on using it with a partner who likes to play rough, be careful. Swinging it around like you're doing your cowgirl rodeo act is also not a good idea (Just in case you were planning on cowboy-cowgirl role playing).

As you also see, both ends are bulged, although the end with more bulges is supposed to enhance the stimulation during insertion, and the curved end makes for a nifty handle. But since this is a gspot dildo, the curvy end can be used too, for those ladies who need something really curvy to hit that gspot! For me however, I still prefer to use the straight bulgy end. Better stimulation, and the curved end was easier to hold and control as opposed to using the bulgy end as a handle. It's also not an incredible large dildo. If you're a lady who loves to take in a piece of really big equipment, this probably won't float your boat. But if you like to take it easy, then this is a nice toy to have.

The main question of course is how effective was it in getting me off? Hmm, to be honest, so far I've used it more for clitoral stimulation than gspot stimulation, coz' in my whole life I've only ever had orgasms through clitoral stimulation and not gspot stimulation. In other words, I've been using it wrongly and that might make me douche if not the fact that I'm doing it wrongly on purpose ^_^. But when I DO use it for insertion, the curved handle makes it pretty easy to get at the right angle to stimulate my gspot. So perhaps with a bit more practice, my little blue jewel might help get me off in a whole new way. Weee! On the other hand, so it's also been nice for clitoral stimulation as well. I quite like rubbing it against myself. And I have a video of how I did that to make me cum. But like I said, good thing come to those who wait!

So all in all, it's a nice good quality product, great for ladies who travel as long as you know how to pack it in a way that it doesn't break!

Right, now that the boring review part is over, the ladies who are straight can now mosey along and the guys can enjoy my camwhoring session with my new toy.

It's too bad I'm not sufficiently endowed to take a titty fuck shot with the dildo. But this worked pretty well too, don't you think?

And while you might like imagining my Amethyst being replaced by your cock in the next couple of pics, do keep in mind that I was licking hard glass. See, this is one of the crazy things I have to do for you guys, so you better appreciate it! :D

And I had a good time using my little dildo to get my juices flowing...

And if the dildo in that last pic looked a little blurry, it's coz' I was moving it up and down PRETTY fast. And the clit was enjoying it. Oh yes.

And where the heck is my dang video, you ask?

Well, didn't I say good things come to those who wait? So I'm gonna be a bit mean and keep you guys waiting a little longer. Coz' the best thing about good sex is the anticipation. And it's the easiest way to keep you horny guys coming back for more. Wooohooohoooo....

Stay tuned, folks, while I go and play with myself. ;-)

New Poll: Wanna see my ass? :)

2011-05-08T18:40:00.004+08:00

Hmm, someone sent me an email asking me to post a photo of my ass. I found that to be an...errr... interesting request. Assuming his idea of an arse pic includes a full view of my arse hole, I fail to see exactly what could be so sexy about seeing someone's arse. It also doesn't help that I don't like anal (yes, I've tried it before, still don't like it). But anyhow, it got me wondering exactly how many of my wonderfuly horny readers are actually interested in seeing a pic of my booty. So I made a poll, which I haven't done in a while! :D

Please make your vote on the right. You have 10 days left so hurry hurry!

Another toy to play with! :D

2011-05-03T13:07:00.002+08:00

I just got another new toy from Eden Fantasys and it's a funky looking g-spot dildo!

Stay tuned for the review, and yes, there will be a vid (just coz' I know you horny guy love it) :)

Enjoying my new toy ;-)

2011-04-27T20:42:00.001+08:00

Since my review of my first sex toy, the Black Magic Bullet from Eden Fantasys, I had a few requests to do a video of me using my new toy, since I only had photos in my first post, and that just isn't half as fun to wank off to compared to a video. I'm sure most of you would agree.

So since I don't want to let any of my loyal readers down, and I'm feeling extraordinarily horny these days anyway, I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. Give you guys something fun to wank off to, while giving myself a most awesome orgasm. It took me a while, but my little bullet did get me there in the end... although my camera decided to act weird at the end and didn't record my orgasmic moment. But anyway, it happened, I moaned a lot and it felt GOOD.

Enjoy!

G-Gal's tutorial on How to Drive Your Partner Wild in Bed (visual courtesy of Youjizz.com)

2011-04-24T15:48:00.007+08:00

As per my previous post, which is not directly sex related but more a celebration of how I got access back to the most awesome porn site of all time (Youjizz.com), one of the first few clips I got round to watching was a lovely clip of passionate sex between a rather hot looking couple, which I found very enjoyable. The fact that I found it very enjoyable is great coz' to be honest, there is a great deal of porn that I don't really find enjoyable.

There are so many vids out there where the girls either behave or treated like mindless sex objects, hence there is no intimacy in these clips. Just two (or more) people banging each other silly and most of the shots in clip are super closeups of his (or their) dick entering her pussy (or mouth, or God knows whatever orifice can be entered). And after a few minutes of watching such extreme close ups of nothing but dick entering pussies, I'm just like "NEXT!"

Some of these extreme hardcore clips also include girls all dolled up in ridiculous amounts of makeup crawling around like a little minx and that look on their face that say "Bang me hard now!".... well, I personally find it very fake and not a turn on at all. I suppose for guys, it would be a different story, since I guess it is the fantasy of the general male population to have a dolled up hot babe come to him begging to fill her up with cock. Not to say that I don't like such clips because they are demeaning to females ... after all, I do enjoy watching vids of (fake) rapes and the occasional DP or gangbang (coz' I like the feeling of being dominated in bed.... that's a story for another post!), which I'm pretty sure is considered even more demeaning to females. I just don't like watching porn of women with too much makeup/bling/killer high heels. Perhaps it does not appeal to me as a casual, average Jane who just likes to bonk and still have the guy make me feel like a queen in bed even though I don't look like a Playboy bunny.

Which it is quite a joy to come across a clip showing passionate and intimate sex, which are quite a rarity among porn sites. In such vids, the woman is not made out to be a sex object whose sole purpose in life is to be fucked at every angle... but you can see that the guy is treating her like a lady, making her feel like the most beautiful person in the world. And I can safely say, as a female, that if YOU MEN got it in your brains that this is the kind of sex that the general female population ACTUALLY enjoys (not those women who behave like cock hungry sex objects), then there will be many many more women out there who would enjoy sex instead of wondering what is the big deal about having her vag being pricked by a cock.

So with the aid of visuals from this wonderful clip, allow me to present to you...

G-Gal's tutorial on How to Drive Your Partner Wild in Bed... with a walkthrough from start to finish of the video courtesy of Youjizz.com. Weeehaaaa!

As a disclaimer, these tips generally apply to guys and SHOULD work on most women, except if she's the real hardcore type who's into....err.... alternative types of sex. I'm talking stuff like bondage and BDSM, in which case, these tips don't really apply. There are also some tips in here for the ladies, so you know, I'm not sexist, just sex-ed up. :P

Just so you know, a lot of what in this clip is also what I experience with my favourite sex partner, Merman. Which is why after one year, I remain his happy horny customer, so don't mind if I reference a to him in this walkthrough. ;-)

Right! Enough of the waffling!!!

1) Gentle kissing

Vid starts off with couple fully dressed in bed, and the guy takes his time to kiss her. A full 4 minutes of the vid, in fact. Very important not to rush through this. Kiss the lady like you adore her. Then work down to her boobs and kiss them like you adore her (not just the boobs). Looking up into her eyes every now and then really helps to turn her on.

2) Rubbing against each other

Still fully clothed, while kissing her, the guy is also pushing his privates up against her gently. Around 4:50 of the clip, they also do this in sitting position. And then at one point around 11:15, when they are both naked, she's on top of him and rubbing her clit against his cock, warming HIM up before penetration. This is hot stuff that helps add up to the steam of the whole experience. Aye carumba!

3) Warming up her clit

If you're a guy who loves to lick a girl's clit, you definitely score many points with her. But how you do this is also VERY VERY important, coz' if you don't it right, it ain't that fun (speaking from personal experience here). Don't go it for the clit straight away! Warm-up is essential!

At 6:00 onwards of ths clip, the guy starts working down south of his lady, and starts off by slowly and gently kissing her thighs (which is VERY nice... Merman does this, and drives me quite bonkers) before moving in for the clit. He starts off with slow gently, upward licks, before gradually getting that tongue into it and following up by putting in his finger. That too, start off slow, then he pushes his finger in and out faster and faster, and licking her clit at the same time. It takes a bit of hand-mouth coordination, but if you do it right, it feels GREAT.

Then he takes it slow again with slow gentle licking, before they move to side-by-side cuddling position, where he's using his hand to play with her clit and she's giving him a handjob, and they are simultaneously kissing each other. Merman also does this to me, and it's VERY intimate to have your faces right next to each other, watching the looks of pure enjoyment on each other's face while playing with each other down south. Did I mention before that Merman once handjobbed me in this position for more than 10 minutes? I almost wanted to explode with pleasure.

4) Banging her from underneath

Ok, just a little tip is for the ladies. Guys generally love it when you're on top (coz' they can take it a bit easy and plus they get to see your boobs bounce). For me personally, even though it's a hot position to be in, I don't really like being on top coz' it's a pretty tiring position after a while. But I do like it if the guy can thrust me from underneath while I'm on top. Then I enjoy it. Sorry, I am a bit lazy in that respect. :P

5) The blowjob

So this is for the ladies again. You should already know that guys usually love a good blowjob. So even if you can't take the whole penis in, a combination of sucking and wanking in between (when you need to come up for air) usually does the trick, as seen at 13:00 onwards of the clip. Even if you don't really like blowjobs, if you really wanna make your man feel good (and especially if he's just given your pussy a great licking), make like Nike, and just DO IT, and look like you enjoy it, and trust me, your man will adore you for it.

For the guys, however, please don't push her head down when she's blowjobbing. Using your hands to brush her hair out of the way is ok, but pushing her down will just make her gag, and that is not hot.

The part at 14:10 onwards where she's wanking him off and they are kissing and looking into each others eyes...hmm.... also very hot. :)

6) The penetration

Well, at this point both guy and gal should be already sufficiently hot and bothered and getting down to the actual hardcore banging should be just as fun for both parties. Guys, just remember to shower her with kisses every now and then in between the hardcore banging, and if she's about to fall off the bed (like at 17:15) please remember to pull her back in before she drops off the bed, coz' that would pretty much kill the mood as well.

And for ladies, even though the guy is doing all the work, don't just lie there like a dead fish. Men like to see your reaction and they want to know that you're enjoying yourself. According to Merman, he once laid a woman who did nothing but lied there. No moans, no reaction, nothing. So put on that horny face, give a little cheeky face every now and then, and most importantly, look like you're enjoying it, and even if you're not, well.... you can have a heart to heart talk about after he's done bonking you (don't do it while in the act, that will just embarass the poor sod).

Otherwise, just enjoy watching these two in the vid have a real f*cking good time in various positions. :P

7) The climax

At the end of it all, when the guy and hopefully the gal have both reached their climax, to guys, please don't roll over and die. I know it's very tiring, but you still gotta remember that the lady you've just had a good time with still needs her loving. So end it all with some loving tender kisses to keep her feeling like the queen of the world.

So guys (and gals), I hope this helps somewhat. There's so much I could say, and of course, chemistry between two people always depends.... but it certainly helps to make more chemistry if you know what you're doing. Happy bonking!~

Dang these internet filters blocking my precious porn!

2011-04-24T15:27:00.005+08:00

For a while now I've been thinking that my favourite porn site, Youjizz.com was no longer running coz' for the past few weeks, whenever I tried to access the site, there was this annoying message about how the site couldn't be found, and it happened no matter what browser I used.

Then when a friend of mine said that HE could access the website, that's when I realized that perhaps my comp has been screwed in a bad way by a virus that is blocking the site. So then I ran my comp through my arsenal of anti-virus, spyware and adware removal programs (I use AVG, Trendmicro Housecall, Ad-Aware, Spyware Blaster, Super-antispyware and Spybot...all of which are wonderful and FREE programs, and has kept my comp pretty free from bugs all these years although I have to make it a habit to remember to keep them manually updated).

But even AFTER removal of whatever bugs were mucking up my comp, I STILL couldn't access the site. I also couldn't access some of the other good porn sites like Pornhub.com as well, only the really sucky porn sites where every single video you click on is an ad. And I dunno about the rest of the horny world, but that personally kills my libido everytime, so I don't know why anyone would bother going to such stupid websites anyway.

Anyway, I eventually figured that my internet provider is the one blocking the common porn sites, and after some skillful Googling on how to bypass the filters of my internet provider, which involves the use of a specific DNS server as opposed to using whichever default DNA server is from my internet provider, VOILA! I can now happily watch porn on my favourite websites. Youjizz.com, here I come, baby! Beat that, you libido killing internet provider, you!

This Bullet is Magic! :D

2011-04-14T01:09:00.006+08:00

Dear horny ladies and gentlemen, especially ladies, since this would be of more interest to you... I would like to introduce my new little best friend.... one that keeps me happy on nights when I am not out bonking a guy and I'm feeling frisky but too lazy to handjob myself.

I introduce to you... the Black Magic bullet vibrator!

This nifty little toy was sent to me courtesy of Eden Fantasies, which as you might guess, specializes in adult toys... the kind that you definitely don't want your kids playing with! They actually had quite a variety of nifty toys for me to choose from, including clit toys and other types of bullet vibrators, asides from my cute little magic bullet.

As my regular readers ought to know by now, I'm one of those gals who has a quite time 'getting there', if you know what I mean. I don't cum during sex. And I've never HAD a sex toy before, so my modus operandi of giving myself a big O is usually either through handjob or water spray from a showerhead. Handjobs are tiring (though it makes good exercise) while water spraying is a waste of natural resources (I'm an environmental conscience horny girl). So being able to try out my very first vibrator was quite exciting! Trying to ignore the fact that it runs on 2 AAA batteries that will end up in a landfill leaching mercury and God knows what other sh*t (that's the environmental conscience horny chick speaking again).

So a little closer-up of what the Black Magic Bullet looks like. Excuse me while I do a little camwhoring in the process, though I'm sure you guys won't mind. :P

The Black Magic Bullet has a nice smooth velvety feel to it. It's not so tiny that it would be very convenient to carry around discreetly in your handbag (just in case you get horny in the office or while stuck in traffic :P), though it could be done if you had one of those super huge type handbags. But it's definitely just the right size for a handheld device. Although one should be careful with that bullet, coz' once it gets that clit all nice and wet, there's a small chance it could accidentally slip into your glory hole unintentially. Or intentionally, if internal vaginal vibrations gets you off for some reason or another. :D

Hmm, just nice for giving my 'flower' the willies!

The controller allows you to choose from 4 vibration speeds (just press the up or down arrow to activate and go faster or slower). Level 1 is the slowest, and good for getting you warmed up so you can progressively move up to higher speeds as you start getting into the groove. ;-)

Level 4 speed is REALLY fast (the vibration isn't too loud too). The first time I tried it, the fastest speed (Level 4) was a bit too fast for my clit to handle. So I stuck with Level 3 for a while.... and lo and behold, my magic bullet made me cum on the first try! Whoop whoop!

After that the next few days was a bit tougher, coz' I think my clit was a numbed from my first use of the vibrator. I used the vibrator a few more times, and though it felt great, I didn't cum as easily as I did the first time round. And handjobing myself didn't give me the same pleasure as I usually would get. My clit kinda felt a bit... desensitized! I'm guessing that's a normal after-effect of using a vibrator for the first time... and I wasn't sure how long it would last. I was also able to handle the highest speed after that... though it didn't make me cum at the time.

The good thing though, is that that effect did wear off. Just yesterday I was using my bullet to stimulate my clit while watching porn. The porn made me horny. The bullet made me more horny. And after a while, WHAMO! I had a most awesome orgasm, thanks to my bullet. No tiring handjob required. Couldn't resist a little moan when I came too. Hmmm....^_^

All in all, given this is my first sex toy, the different speeds would make it suitable for pretty much everyone, since you can choose whatever speed you can handle. I kind of suspect that overuse of my vibrator will make it even harder for me to cum during sex... but it's already next to impossible for me to cum during sex.... so no biggie! I still haven't had a chance to use it during sex though. I didn't manage to bring it along during my last romp with Merman, and not sure if he'll even give me time to use it since he just loves to get in there and ravish me upside down... plus I'm usually too busy enjoying his ravishing too. I still think it would be awesome if magic bullet could work its magic and help me cum while I'm being penetrated.... that would DEFINITELY be an awesome orgasm!

Perhaps fodder for my next post once I get round to trying it out., ;-)

The Difference in Repeated Bangability Rates Between Men & Women

2011-04-09T23:57:00.003+08:00

Merman and I have many fascinating conversations, which of course occur before or after some rounds of really good f*cking. Most of the time the topic isn’t about sex (how boring that would for my horny readers, but at least it shows me that he cares about a lot more than his hard-on), but one of the more recent things we talked about is what I would like to term the Difference in Repeated Bangability Rates Between Men and Women, particularly men and women who meet on sites like AFF.

While that sounds like something out of a science text book, it simply refers to his observation that there seems to be a big difference between the number of men that women on AFF are willing to have sex with repeatedly, vs the number of women that men on AFF are willing to have sex with repeatedly. This was based on his conversation with another one of his female partners. Apparently this other lady he meets up with is a very healthy libido. So healthy, in fact, that she has bonked with over 50 different guys in one year alone. I think that comes up to a different guy a week… which to me is like…. WHOA. And one reason she does so is because she just has difficulty finding men whom she likes enough to be a regular partner….although one of the men she really does like is Merman (I don’t blame her, of course, there’s also a reason why I’m a regular customer of this one man). So Merman asked her before… out of the many men that she’s banged, how many would she be really want to meet up with again. And she said like… well… less than 5.

Less than 5 out of 50 guys? That’s a really bad rate, and Merman thought so too.

So of course, curious on whether or not this applied to most women, he asked me the same question, on how many guys out of the bunch I’ve met would I like to bonk again (to date, I think the number is 11 guys…I start losing track after a while…:P). To be honest, I would say most of the guys I’ve been with were not too bad. Not to the extent that I was thinking “Get me outta here!!!” halfway through the sex. So with most of them, I wouldn't really mind meeting up with again, but I didn't consider the sex so amazingy awesome that I would jump at the chance for another f*ck with them. But on the number of guys I definitely would really really REALLY love to bonk again coz' the sex was just so awesome... including Merman, it would be all of... 3 guys.

3 guys out of 11. That's not too bad, I guess? Certainly better than the other lady.

But then according to Merman, he finds it strange that the number of guys that women would go back to is relatively low... and he's not comparing the general female population to the general male population, since we all already know that the general male population always want sex but most women don't have quite the same desires. He's talking about promiscuous women, who like sex and only sleep with men they find attractive. It's strange that if a woman would find a guy attractive enough to bonk the first time, that she would have much less interest in the same man for another bonk, compared to promiscuous guys. For those ladies he has decided to bed, he wouldn't mind going back to most of them And this isn't just because he's one of those guys who would bonk anything with a vagina.... he actually has preferences in his partners and has rejected women before. And among the women he's slept with, he enjoyed most of them, except for one or two who acted like a dead fish in bed. As in they would lie there and act kinda dead while he f*cked them, which is not really a turn-on unless you're a necrophiliac. And Merman certainly isn't.

Well I it's not that difficult to figure out the reason for the discrepany... although I didn't say it out loud to Merman at the time. I would think the reason is because during sex, the guy usually does most of the work and it's easier for a guy to cum than it is for a woman. As such, the woman usually has more chance to sit back and...err...enjoy herself.... or not enjoy herself if the guy is not doing it quite right. And if she's the type who can't cum easily, then there's really nothing much to look forward to for the next round with the same guy. Also, different women have different ways of being turned on. Some girls like it slow and romantic, some like it a bit more naughty, while others want it raunchy. Some girls having their clit licked but not sucked, and others love it sucked on. And so and so forth...all they need to get turned on is play with the penis. So for ladies, a guy has to figure out what are the right buttons to push to make her happy, but it's not really too difficult to please a guy. Hence most guys are pretty ok with a girl as long as she seems to enjoy having sex with him. And since most girls are nice and think it would be mean to make a man feel like he's underperforming in bed, we don't mind acting like we're having a great time. Even though we're not. Sorry guys.

Now that I think about it, this should be common sense already, but since the topic came up between Merman and me, I thought it would be a fun topic to share. What do you think, people?

Wanting him

2011-04-05T22:44:00.000+08:00

I’ve had a crush on Shawn for years now. Usually I get over guys pretty easily. The longest crush I’ve had was two years. But with him, I don’t know what it is that keeps me drawn to him… enough that after these few years, even after knowing him better as a friend and knowing he’s the type of guy that might bring me more heartaches than happiness, I am still drawn to him. I think I know why. He’s dominant, funny and incredibly smart, without being an overbearing, obnoxious smart ass. It surely helps that he’s damn good looking, has an amazing singing voice and makes the effort to looks good without being overly vain. Oh my God, all of that just makes him so sexy.

He was so smart that he figured out early on that I have a crush on him. He was nice enough to tell me early on that nothing could happen between us. He used the whole “It’s me, not you” strategy, saying that he’s such an impatient guy and doesn’t know how to do all the lovey dovey things that girls would want their man to do. He explained that he had a broken past, and he grew up being resentful of certain people and now afraid that that would carry on to his love life. The annoying thing is the way he broke it to me, among many other things I observed about him, made me respect and like him even MORE. Even though he claims to be a mean person in many ways and would be a horrible boyfriend, deep inside of me, I believe that he is really a respectable person. Perhaps blinded by my infatuation? Maybe.

That was a time when I hoping for a serious relationship. These days, I get freaked out at the idea of a serious relationship. I wouldn’t want a guy to hurt me as much as he doesn’t want to hurt a girl…or vice versa. Living the promiscuous life has been fun. Having a regular partner, Merman, whom I can enjoy mind-blowing sex with has been fun. But the fact remains that much as I hope that I would get over him, I am still attracted to Shawn. And I wonder….I wonder what he would do, if he knew I was type who could sleep with a man who I just met. If he knew that I could enjoy sex with no strings attached. No need to keep regular contact, no need to take me out on Valentine’s Day or send me roses, useless stuffed teddy bears or corny e-greetings. Just meet up every now and then for dinner, perhaps a glass of wine followed by some mind-blowing sex. I wonder what he would do if he knew that I would love to have him in bed with me, even if it was just one night. That I would love to taste his lips, feels his skin against mine, to feel his manhood inside of me. Perhaps it’s the infatuation again… I just think that sex with him would be amazing (although in reality, he could be awful in bed… but until I ever find out, I like to keep my fantasy intact ^_^).

I haven’t asked him. We have mutual friends, and I like to make sure my secrets remain secret. Plus if we ever did have an NSA bonk, it could go either happen that I start wanting more than just an NSA relationship and that would make things emotionally messy… or he turns out to be really awful in bed and that would just burst my happy little fantasy bubble about him being an awesome lover.

So I guess it’s kind of ironic, that the one guy I want to f*ck with the most, is the one guy I think I shouldn’t touch.

Horny in a hotel again :)

2011-04-02T22:23:00.007+08:00

I'm travelling again this week, and you know how staying in a nice cozy hotel with a comfy bed all my myself makes me pretty horny. And I forgot to bring along my new vibrator for testing! So I'm going to have to do it the old fashioned way and give myself a good old handjob to keep the hormones down. Also since I haven't done this for while, here are some lovely camwhoring pics of me enjoying my cozy bed, for your viewing pleasure.

View of the titties and my growing bush. :P

Just taking it easy on the bed...

Damn, I wish I brought my vibrator. Lol....

Sigh, such are the travels of a horny single female. ;-)

My upcoming sex toy review... and some fascinating plants

2011-03-30T00:37:00.003+08:00

Apologies for my absence as times are a very busy for me! But some exciting news is that I finally got my first sex toy for product review, which is a cute little bullet clit vibrator! Woohoo! No time to write out my review now (it's past midnight here and work beckons early tomorrow) but I'll certainly take some time out to enjoy my product tonight. :) I'm looking forward to see what this baby can do since I'm not easily orgasmic. In case you haven't been following my blog, no guy has ever made me come except for my favourite guy, Merman, and he was only successful one time.

The last time we had another great romp, he spent at least 15 minutes or more just using his hand to rub my clit...and tried changing speeds... slowly first, then faster, then slow again....and he was holding my body close to his at the time time. I was totally enjoying every minute of him playing with my clit with his hand... and amazed at how long he could continue doing that without his hand tiring out. His face and face were so close, I could feel his breathe against mine and I knew he enjoyed feeling my body tense and squirm... he enjoyed watching the look of pure ecstacy on my face... and he enjoyed hearing me moan in delight....and he LOVED feeling the wetness of my clit on his fingers...

BUT as much as I wanted to, I STILL didn't cum on his hand. Arrrgghh!!

Anyway, as I was saying (and sorry if I got you hot and bothered there for a moment... but you know, this IS a sex blog after all), I can't wait to see if my new little toy will succeed in geting me THERE. And if it does, I look forward to using it in my future romps. I've never been able to cum through penetration too.... and I'd just love to be able to use my vibrator to help me cum while a man is inside of me. I'm sure that would be a most amazing orgasm, and I'm sure my man would enjoy feeling me get super tight. Eeeooww!

Anyway, while you anticipating my review, here's a cute little video I found on Youtube. Which is great coz' Youtube doesn't allow porn, but they don't mind showing vids of questionable looking plants! XD

How to Make a Woman Orgasm

2011-03-19T02:43:00.005+08:00

I was reading up on this really awesome article written by this guy called Fox Salehi on how to have great sex. It was a REALLY lenghty but very good article on how to make a woman cum (written by a guy, I repeat!), and reading through all of it, I do think this guy really know what he's talking about. I totally agreed with everything he said about stimulation and building up anticipation, and how stimulating the clit is the easiest way to make a woman cum. That's VERY true for me, since I've never had an orgasm through penetration.

The only part I can't really concur with is on how to make a woman squirt. Coz' I've never squirted before and no man I've been with has done to me what this guy described, i.e. locating the female g-spot and working it til the woman releases.

Anyway, his description was so good, I got horny just reading the article. So yeah, this guy know what he's talking about.

So guy. READ IT AND LEARN. And maybe you'll master the secrets of making your woman cum so hard she does this.

^_^

6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

2011-03-12T22:36:00.003+08:00

This post is my opinion on an article I read on Cracked.com, about the same topic. Reading through it and thinking back on my experiences with guys on AFF or in general, I found that there were sometimes I didn't know I would agree with until I thought about it. But some parts I didn't quite agree with. Nevertheless, it is an interesting article, and to fully understand what I'm blabbering about, you need to read the article (or together with my post).

Cracked.com is one of the greatest websites ever, by the way. Totally full of hilarious shit. :)

So here's my take on the article:

#6. Talking to her

The article basically says don't talk too much if you're trying to pick up a girl, coz' guys tend to suffer 'memory lapses' for basic information, and although the article doesn't say why, I would assume that this is due to lack of blood going to the brain, since most of it is heading down south instead. Anyway, these guys tend to sound more stupid the more they talk, and girls generally don't find stupid guys very f*ckable.

GGal's opinion: I quite agree. I've been approached by a number of reasonably good looking guys on AFF before, but the moment they start talking like a dumb jock who just wants to f*ck, I flee in the other direction. Even in real life, I've met guys who seem nice and show signs of interest in me, but the more I talk to them and dumber they seem to be, the less interested I become. The thought that the guy isn't actually stupid but only seems stupid because too much blood is flowing to his penis rather than his brain is not a consolation in any way.

#5. Acting Interested

Main point in this article was "your best bet at getting a girl is walking up to her group and completely ignoring her, while chatting away to her less attractive friends." The article also mentions a study done by OKCupid.com where it was found that men who posted photos of themselves looking away from the camera and seeming more disinterested received more contacts from women than vice versa.

GGal's opinion: I don't quite agree with this. Most of the guys I've hooked up with did send me nice photos of themselves looking at the camera and smiling, which I found quite pleasant. I don't get many photos of guys looking away from the camera, but when I do, it makes it difficult to see what they look like, and I lose interest. And I get generally annoyed when guys on AFF send me pics of them looking bored. It's like, hello, if you wanna try and get into my pants, at least try not look as if hooking up with me would be as fun as taking your octogenerian grandmother out to the opera.

#4. Dancing

If you are a professional dancer, then you have a reasonably good chance of making the ladies go ga-ga for your if you take to the dance floor. But if you dance like a drunken father at your friend's wedding, errr... not a good idea. Apparently this will cause girls to believe unconciously that you are a bad mating partner

GGal's opinion: I've never actually seen a guy I met on AFF dance, and neither of my previous boyfriends either...but I do know that I get all hot and bothered if a guy I fancy knows how to move on the dance floor.... but for guys who can't really shake what their mama gave 'em, well, wanting to check out what their mama gave 'em is the last thing is my mind.

#3. Complimenting her looks

Telling a women she looks sexy, hot or beautiful will apparently cause her to scurry off in the other direction. "Meanwhile attempting to show interest in her by mentioning some of her pastimes, favorite things, etc. resulted in a much higher than average response"

GGal's opinion: I read this and I was like YES, I TOTALLY F*CKING AGREE!!! It's not like I don't like men complimenting me on my looks. However, if I get a message on AFF or any guy who ONLY compliments me without seeming to notice my other interests (I have quite a complete profile on AFF, which is there so guys can actually take the time to find out what I like), then the first impression I get is this guy is just trying to get into my pants by flattering me. And he could easily be doing the same for the gazillion other women on this site. REJECTED!

However, if a guy messaged me and shows he obviously took the time to read my profile, I will most certainly reply, even if eventually it doesn't work out. But it's certainly better than ignoring the poor sod completely.

#2. Being nice

Simply put, the article claims that girls are genetically ingrained to like 'bad boys'.

GGal's opinion: Hmm, I agree with this 50-50. I would like a guy with 'bad boy' traits such as a sense of adventure and thrill-seeking, but to the point where his behaviour is overly destructive (i.e. gets drunk all the time, bonks a new girl every other day and forgets their names, etc). And I have fancied plenty of nice guys in my life, but if a nice guy is just too utterly nice to me, in the sense that they go along with whatever I do and agree with whatever opinions I have with no objectives in the hopes that this will win me over, I just wanna tell the guy to come back to me when he mans up and stops behaving like he wants me to push him over.

#1. Having the wrong name

Your first name affects how attractive you are to people. Examples of attractive names: Ryan, Michael, James, David. Examples of unattractive first names: George, Paul, Maher Shahlal Hash Baz (longest name is in the Bible, just so you know)

GGal's opinion: Trying to tick off the names of all the guys I've ever liked in my lifetime, and I do remember some have unique names. One guy's name sounded like the word (in my local language) for 'worm', another guy had a name which which sounded a bit like 'turkey'. I also used to have the hots for Orlando Bloom (when he didn't have a moustache and came out of every battle scene in LOTR completely spotless), and let's face it, if he wasn't famous and I heard that name off tha bat, it wouldn't sound like the name of a guy I'd want to bonk. But the fact of the matter is that I've know a number of guys with stupid names but still found them reasonably bonkable. So IMHO, Cracked.com kinda missed on this one.

My dolphin never came but another product on the way

2011-03-10T00:14:00.004+08:00

How sad. I was offered to do a product review for a sex toy last year and the thing was supposed to be mailed to me but hasn't gotten to me until now, which means that it's probably gotten lost in the mail or someone at the post office opened it and decided to keep it for herself (or himself, which would be quite disturbing but not impossible). Oh well, I can't do the product review but I guess it can't hurt to give honourable mention to the Adult Toy Shoppe, which offered me to choose from any of their products. I was supposed to get this little bugger:

It's a dolphin! A dolphin that vibrates too! Obviously meant purely for clitoral stimulation, coz' I'm a purely clitoral orgasmic sorta girl, and plus I like dolphins and I certainly liked the idea of having a little handheld one to give my flower the willies. But like I said, I never got it, so can't tell you smack about how good it is or isn't in getting the job done.

But on the bright side, I have gotten an offer from another adult toy shop for product reviews. And this one's sending it by DHL, so that should be a bit more reliable. At least I can complain that some DHL officer somewhere is enjoying my sex toy if I never get the product again. :P

The supersized blue creatures on Avatar go porn pro

2011-02-26T02:12:00.006+08:00

I'm sure most of us have at least heard about 'Avatar'...that super hit movie by James Cameron. It's pretty just a story about Pocahontas in space. White guys try to take over the land of a race of people they don't know or really care about, along the way, a white guy falls in love with a girl from the other race, and hence romance and heartache ensues. Difference is Pocahontas was some red Indian chick (or something like that, I don't really bother with the details) while Avatar involves a race of a supersized blue-coloured humanoids. And the soldiers can control the 'bodies' (or 'avatars') of these creature by connecting their brains through some pod-like thing. If you haven't watched the movie and that didn't quite make sense, then go Wikipedia it or something.

Anyway, for those who have watched the movie, did you ever think any time through the show something along the lines of "Hmm.... I wonder what it would be like to fuck a supersized blue coloured chick?"

Well, if you are mostly normal, I would presume not. And sex certainly was not one of the things on my mind while I was watching the movie either. And hasn't been since, until I came across this lovely video at Youjizz.com.

Yes people. It's a porn video starring the blue fellas from Avatar. Complete with blue creatures doing doggy style and blowjobs for about 15 mins or so.

Honestly, I wasn't quite turned on by the scene. However, there is another scene of a normal human female dick sucking and riding on top the supposedly handicapped marine guy in his pod-thing... and that got the blood pumping in my clit....enough to make me cum in all of 10 seconds worth of hand-jobbing myself (you should have seen the cum running down my fingers....hmmm...). This was Part 2 of the whole Avatar porn idea too... although Part 1 is just another relatively normal flick of a male marine and female marine getting it on. Nothing too interesting.

Yeah, so if this post made you think of Avatar in a totally different light now, I'm sorry. But it happened to me too, so I thought I'd just share the joy. :P

Merman and I still getting it on....

2011-02-19T00:53:00.000+08:00

I do remember saying something a couple of posts back about laying off the romping lifestyle for a while.

Well, if I didn't sound specific enough, I would like to clarify that I am laying off the meeting up and romping with new men from AFF.

I'm actually still very much happy with my current favourite squeeze, Merman. A few days back, he sent me an sms asking how I was doing, and next thing I knew, we were humping like a couple of Chinese New Year rabbits. It was the first time I'd had a good proper f*ck since my gynae told me to behave myself in December (my romp with Batman is technically the first... but his equipment was too small for me to really enjoy myself. Plus he liked to French kiss/ tongue rape me. Which was kinda 'ugh'). Actually, my gynae hasn't given me the green light to continue romping, and he wanted me to go back and see him for a check up to confirm I'm good to go. But I figure, I've had a long enough time-out and I don't need to pay the gynae though my nose again just so he can tell me I'm f*ck worthy (this is the sucky thing about living in a country where our taxes don't go into paying for our medical care).

Anyway, I only went over to Merman's place pretty late that night though, and after being deprived of sex for a couple of months, once we started warming each other up with the usual chat and foreplay, I realized my pussy was SOAKING wet....

Yup, I was definitely missing my romps!

Merman certainly helped to turn up my horny levels... with one arm around my shoulders as we laid on the bed, he'd kiss me tenderly while my legs were spread open as his other hand played with my soaking wet clitoris. I swear my juices created a little puddle on his bed, but he certainly didn't mind, and I was so ready to be pumped by him.

I held his penis in my hands and got even more excited as I could feel it flex and practically 'grow' in size in my hands. One of the things I love about Merman... he has a larger than average cock for men where I come from... and he knows how to use it well!

The moment he entered me, I think I almost felt like a virgin again....after not having sex for a few weeks, I felt SOOOO tight! And he felt great inside me! I was making so much noise while he banged me, I'm sure the neighbours would have heard us, no matter how solid his house walls are.

The only sucky thing about the whole thing was that the next day was a working day, so I had to leave early.

BUT I was so frisky the next day, I decided to call him up again and ask for round 2. He was amused, of course, that I hadn't had enough agfter the night before. But even though he said he had a rather long day at work, he gladly obliged. It helped that the following day was a holiday, so I could stay overnight at his place, and we could continue to bonk each other in the morning. By then, my horny-ness was quite well satisfied.

Sigh... so glad I have Merman around to keep me happy. ;-)

The vid that'll make you go "Show those dang penises already!"

2011-02-17T00:27:00.003+08:00

I posted this lovely dance by the four Swedish naked bread dancers in one of my much earlier posts. I thought that dance was already the best ever.

However, once again, the folks in Japan proves that they are capable of surpassing everyone else in terms of sexual weird-dom, with this video in which THIRTEEN fully grown men wearing red flower garlands on their necks and flowers in their hair perform a series of perfectly choreographs dances and formations with handheld fans.

Did I mention they are butt naked and the fans are used to hide their penises?

Errr, enjoy!

Kudos to Cracked.com for their article on 5 Most Terrifyingly Homoerotic Japanese Music Videos, where I got this video and was horrified by some of the other shit these Japs come up with in theier music videos. The one of the gyrating man-bulge-eagle-head hybrids will give me nightmares for a long time to come, I think.

Apologies for my absence!

2011-02-11T23:56:00.005+08:00

Hey all, sorry that my blog hasn't been updated for a while. I'm temporarily (and might be permanently) laying off the Adultfriendfinder romping lifestyle to enjoy a more peaceful and mundane life of video games, surfing the internet and hanging out with friends who aren't out to f*ck me, just coz' I'm not quite in the mood for meeting new guys at the moment. Although I still get horny and enjoy a good porn vid every now and then to get myself off (just caught a Hentai porn vid earlier. I still wonder why they have to draw girls breast as if they were made of jello. Japanese are weird). So you won't be hearing any sexcapade reports from me for a while, but I will continue to write my thoughts on all things weird and wonderful related to sex.

In other news, I just got a nifty set of sex-ed up dice from my Macha friend recently. It basically consists of one 'action' die, with different sexy actions (such as lick, suck, tickle, blow, etc), and 4 'body parts' dice which display different body parts. The game is played with up to players, one with each body part die, and each takes turns to roll in combination with the action die. Then someone has to do the combination of the action shown on the 'action' die on the body part shown on the 'body part' die.

Sounds like fun. Wonder when I'll get to use it. ^_^

Poll results: Which crazy place(s) have you had sex at?

2011-02-04T16:30:00.000+08:00

Ah yes, another sex-ed up poll has come and gone. Here are the results of last month's poll, where a total of 19 people voted (multiple selection allowed):

POLL OF THE MONTH: WHICH CRAZY PLACE(S) HAVE YOU HAD SEX AT?

A car or other vehicle - 10 votes (52%)

An office - 7 votes (36%)

A staircase - 7 votes (36%)

Outdoors (jungle, park, etc) - 10 votes (52%)

One of our parent's bed - 5 votes (26%)

A toilet - 12 votes (63%)

At the balcony - 9 votes (47%)

None of the above. I'm so boring :( - 1 vote (5%)

An even crazier place! :D - 7 votes (36%)

Apparently the toilet is a favourite place for a fuck, followed by the car and outdoors... hmm...I should have put PUBLIC toilet, maybe that would have skewed the votes a bit.

New poll will come...errr...when I can think of a good one. Suggestions for a new sexy poll topic are most welcome. :)

HaPpY CHiNeSe NeW YeAr 2011!!!

2011-02-02T13:24:00.008+08:00

And because it is the year of the RABBIT, here are some cute pics to get you in the feisty mood for the new year ahead.

These guys might give you an interesting idea for your next orgy party! (And if you click on the pic link, you'll find a whole gallery of multiple animal humping sessions!)

Check out this cute little bunny riding a big cock!

And hey, whaddaya know. The Energizer bunny has pretty good competition now. Lol!

Sorry, I don't have a cute sexy bunny costume to show off to you guys, so I could only do the next best thing...

Wishing all my readers celebrating Chinese New Year a happy and prosperous new year with many bunny romps and juicy mandarin oranges to suck on... along other things! :P

Steve Rooster & His Amazing Pussy Licking Techniques!!! O

2011-01-30T00:12:00.001+08:00

OMG! I can't believe it!! I found the most awesome, sexiest pussy licker on the planet... and the BEST part is... he was actually kind enough to share his pussy licking techniques on YOUTUBE. For EVERYONE to watch and learn and be amazed at how anyone in their right frame of mind would even think people would actually enjoy watching this!!!

Ladies, and gentlemen, I present to you the pussy licker coach (lessons are free who anyone who can watch his vids for more than 30 seconds without puking) and the sexiest man on the planet (in his own mind)... Steve Rooster!!!!

In the following Steve Rooster's limited edition Pussy-Eating 101 video, pussy licking students will learn the art of:

1) Licking the air in front of your face (and later on groping the air in front of your face while licking the air)

2) Licking an imaginary vagina which is the size of the hole your index finger and thumb makes when you form the letter 'O'

3) Sucking on your index and middle finger simultaneously, which somehow another is supposed to represent a vagina (but seems more like sucking on a mutant forked out double penis)

4) Making retarded faces while humping two fingers with your other hand

All this to the extremely horny-inducing soundtrack of Kenny G's version of "My Heart Will Go On"!

Want to learn more tricks from the master? No worries, Steve Rooster has graciously come up with Pussy-Licking 101.... CHAPTER 2!! Whoop whoop!!

In this much anticipated follow-up to Pussy-Licking 101 Chapter 1, the amazing Steve Rooster demonstrated the rare skill of:

1) Putting your elbows together and pushing your head forward far enough that space in between your touching elbows (this doubles up as great neck exercise too!)

2) Kissing the top of your hands and licking a HUGE imaginary vag...somewhere between your two hands

3) Making MORE retarded faces while humping two fingers with your other hand

WAIT!! The full pussy-licking instructional video collection is not complete without this....

In this next video, you learn the tricks required to pass the pussy licking exam... with all of all the wonderful techniques above demonstrated personally by the master, Steve Rooster, on a REAL LIVE... err...plastic sex doll! Which has a plastic clit that is way to high up to be in any way anatomically correct!!!

And after all that, don't forget to top it all off by doing a sexy strip dance fit for a gigolo while licking a piece of bread and occasionally rubbing it all over your body (don't forget to play some really annoying techno music to set the mood ;))! There's not better way to turn on your lucky female partner.

Oh Steve Rooster, where have you been all my life? I hope we can meet up one day.... so you can help me dig my grave while I die laughing...

Most Hilarious Movie Sex Scene (I was too lazy to do a Top Ten)

2011-01-28T00:26:00.003+08:00

Sorry guys! I haven't posted for a few days due to busy times and also suffering a bit of blogger block (the blogger's version of writer's block. :P). I was thinking of doing something a little off the bat, like a post on top 10 horror movies with sex scenes, since recently I saw this scene in the incredibly stupid full 0' gore horror movie, Piranha, where people at a beach were getting eaten by the manic man-eating piranhas and in the chaos, a wire from a yacht slices two girls in bikinis were sliced in half. One of girls bikini top gets cut too, so her lovely boobs are revealed in full glory... just before the top of her sliced off body slips off and falls into the water, leaving the bottom half on the boat.

Gross. And if you can stomach watching this stuff, here's a site showing that infamous scene here

However, I figured probably not all of my sex-ed up readers would want to come here to be totally grossed out with only scenes of naked boobies keeping you (somewhat) happy. So I scrapped that top ten idea.

So then I thought of doing a list of top 10 weirdest/funniest sex scenes in movies. And after doing a bit of research, I did find a few interesting ones.

But THEN I found this gem of a video.... and trust me, after seeing this one, you don't need a list of other movies with stupid sex scenes. This scene tops everything in stupidity, without a doubt!

Presenting... the puppet sex scene from Team America: World Police! You'll never see this on Sesame Street, that's for sure. ;-)

Love Scene From Team America - Watch more funny videos here

I can't decide on my favourite hilarious scene. Am torn between:

a) The part where she's standing on her head while he humps her from behind standing up

b) The part where she's frantically sucking on him and he's just lying there

c) The part where he pees on her face

d) The part where she poops on his face

I can't believe this scene was ranked only no. 10 on this list of Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scene. I think it tops the lame-o Howard the Duck scene anytime (and there isn't even any nudity in it!!).

Dicks in the news and their dickhead owners

2011-01-23T00:05:00.000+08:00

For anyone who actually takes notice of my list of other favourite sex-ed up blogs (somewhere on the sidebar), one of the sites listed is Phallic Cymbals, an entire blog dedicated to showcasing funny photos of penises. This can includes photos of penises stuck in fruit, vegetables and even meat, penises wearing Santa hats, penises stuck in toilet rolls, penises stuck in wires (this looks scary!)... the list goes on and on and on.

While most of the guys with their dick pics on the site (presumably) came out unharmed from their antics, the site did make me curious on how many cases there are of guys sticking their penises into things and then getting stuck.

My Googling has revealed that there are indeed quite a number of cases of guys getting their penises stuck into things. In most of these cases, these poor horny sods required medical assistance, had to undergo some sort of dangerous procedure (sometimes involving metal grinders!) to remove whatever it was they got their penis stuck in.

Ladies and gentlemen, in chronological order, here is G-Gal's list of dicks (refering to both the penises and its owners) that made it in the news:

1) March 2003 - Man Gets Penis Stuck in Vacuum Cleaner: A 40-year-old man from Bochum, Germany, needed to call the emergency services after somehow managing to get his penis stuck in the tubing of his vacuum cleaner. Frank Plewka, from the local police said that the man said that the incident happened "for reasons unknown to himself." (G-Gal: If that's not stupid enough, read the next case!)

2) Sept 1994 (?) - Man's Penis Gets Stuck in Pool's Suction: Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in the pool's suction fitting. The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived but the man could not free himself as his penis had become swollen. Paramedics inserted lubricant around the fitting and freed the man after about 40 minutes (G-Gal: Early morning dip takes on a whole new meaning)

3) Aug 2007 - Dwarf's Penis Stuck to Vacuum Cleaner: A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner. He was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus. The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation (G-Gal: This is one story you can tell your kids who want to run away and join the circus. :P)

4) 10 August 2008 - Man gets penis stuck in park bench (there's a video too!): A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after it became wedged in a metal park bench, forcing rescuers to cut it free over several hours. At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused. According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench (G-Gal: When the inflatable doll get boring, just hop onto the park bench!)

5) 2 Sept 2008 - Man gets nut stuck around penis: An unnamed Malaysian welder in his 20′s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer. During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help. Hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis. (G-Gal: Now those are nuts of steel!)

6) 19 Nov 2008 - Man caught with penis in pasta jar: Police suspected a man in a car of being in possession of a weapon. When the man drove away, police followed in a 20kmh car chase. They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis (as well as uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier) and noted that the man attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". (G-Gal: Well, at least he wasn't fucking the Jack Russell terrier, then they'd have to book him for cruelty to animals too)

7) 26 September 2009 - Man Gets Penis Stuck In Steel Dumbbell: A man in Orange County had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.The incident began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member. (G-Gal: A dumbbell's penis in a dumbbell. No prizes guessing which one is dumber.)

8) 7 Jan 2010 - Man Gets Penis Stuck in Steel Pipe: A UK man got his penis so horribly stuck inside of a steel pipe Tuesday that it took seven firefighters and a metal grinder to get it out. The 40-year-old wouldn’t say how he’d gotten into the situation in the first place. (G-Gal: Well, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he walked into the steel pipe with his pants down)

Makes me realize how glad I am that I don't have penis and therefore I have no urge to stick my equipment into things I shouldn't be sticking it into, whether the purpose is for fun, to pleasure myself and whatever other stupid reason these guys were thinking of. A similar search on news of women sticking stupid things in their vagina reveals.... no news except for one forum thread about a girl who apparently stuck a Barbie doll leg up her vag to impress a boy. Okay.

This is a strange world and therefore I present to you, Mr. Dickhead.

Back to romping again! Although I shouldn't be. :P

2011-01-20T22:56:00.002+08:00

Well, I should call it an accidentally-on-purpose romp. As explained in my earlier post here, my gynae told me I'm not supposed to be having sex for a few weeks, at least til after the first week of February, and then I'm supposed to pay him another visit so he can give me a check-up and pay through my nose in consultation fees so he can tell me whether or not I'm ok to have sex again. Either that or I wait til my next pap smear which will be in another couple of months or so. I'm opting for the second option, so I can save myself the consultation fees. I suppose you can say that makes me cheap in more ways than one, but then I'd have to smack you for calling me cheap.

Anyway, I met up for the 2nd time with Batman, whom I got caught fooling around in a car with, and I still think it was hilarious. This time we were much safer and did our fooling around at his place... a nice cozy little condo, where I spent the night snuggling up to him as we watched a couple of DVDs which he had bought earlier. One of which was a movie chosen by yours truly, called "The Virginity Hit" (I thought it was fitting of the occasion), which is about a bunch of high school kids filming a 'documentary' of one of their virgin friends in his attempts to lose his virginity to his girlfriend... and then his attempts to lose his virginity to other girls (since things didn't quite work out with the girlfriend), including the babelicious porn star Sunny Leone.

If you haven't heard of the movie, which came out in Sept 2010, here's the trailer!

If you're more interested in watching Sunny Leone, well, no full on porn scenes of her either, but you can watch some nice previews of her porn vids here. I am a perfectly straight chick, but I do have to say if I were a guy, she's one babe who'd definitely give me a hard-on. :P

In my humble opinion, the movie wasn't that great or funny, except maybe for the part where the poor guy was made to lick the ass of a plastic tranny doll which had a huge dick. And there are no actual sex scenes in the movie, although you do get to see the occasional boobs. Of course, my verdict on the movie may be slightly clouded by the fact that I was at one point a bit too distracted by Batman licking my breasts, sticking his tongue into my ear and playing with my clit to actually watch the movie. And although I was a bit disappointed that he didn't lick my clit even though I hinted him to (I guess he has some aversion to oral?), he was so persistent in fingering me (a good 15 mins at least, alternating between rubbing my clit and fingering me), that eventually he actually made me cum!

For the uninformed, that is an incredible achievement coz' it is VERY difficult to make me cum. Only one other guy has ever made me cum ONCE, and that is my favourite romp buddy, Merman... although by rubbing my clit. So Batman is the 2nd guy to be able to make me cum. Woo hoo... Merman... Batman... I wonder who be the next superhero 'man' to get me there. :) But STILL no guy has me cum with his TONGUE. Hmm... that will be a true achievement indeed!

Anyway, after we done watching movie and fooling around in between, we actually watched another movie.... not quite as naughty though.... something about the Japanese occupation in Shanghai during WWII. I was already sleepy and not interested in the movie, and having cummed earlier pooped me out even more (I'm like a guy in that sense, I'm sorry), so I actually slept through almost half of the movie, I think, while lying against his shoulder.

I stayed over at his place for the night, and the next morning while I was still in my groggy stupor, he got frisky with me again... rubbing my clit... licking my ears.... getting me all hot and bothered....and then fingering me some more.... I didn't know if it was a good idea for him to put his finger in me considering what my gynae said.... but I guess him fingering me wasn't as bad as what came next coz' at one point we were both so horny that when Batman asked if he could fuck me, I was like 'ok'... although I told him better to take it easy.

And there I was... not quite fully awake yet but enjoying a nice and easy fuck first thing in the morning. Soon enough he came, and we washed up and went out for a breakfast.

This romp was not particularly adventurous or interesting, I guess.... but ah well, not every romp has to be so raunchy coz' I'm not a porn star myself. Lol! ^_^

Spraying loads with my rubber hose(?)

2011-01-15T18:57:00.006+08:00

There was this interesting challenge from a female blogger on AFF to pose with a random household object. The challenge was apparently inspired by a the profile of a guy mailed her, which stated that he was into women wearing 'sexy corsets and griddles'. Now if he had said 'girdles' instead of 'griddles' that would have made more sense. But the typo resulted in her post on Griddle Porn, where she posed nude with...you guessed it... a griddle. And from then on she raised the challenge to others to pose nude in similarly random household objects.

You just got to love the AFF blogs. :)

Anyway, yours truly of course couldn't resist the challenge, and while I was initially torn between posing with the kettle, microwave oven and the vacuum cleaner, decided to go for the humble rubber garden hose. I quite liked the idea since it's still considered a household object but it's use of spraying water all over the place and the fact that it's long and made of rubber still has its quirky sexual connotations.

I did some shots with me in my bikini top and the hose, and by golly, I think I almost turned it into a fashion statement! :P

And then the top and the shorts came off (decided not to go completely nude on this one, I'm sorry), and here I am half naked and wrapped in a rubber hose.

I do think it has a slightly BDSM-ish feel to it too. Hmm. Perhaps I should have gone for the vacuum cleaner after all.

POLL RESULTS: Shaved pussy rated tops! NEW POLL: Places where you've dunnit

2011-01-12T00:22:00.000+08:00

My poll on pussy hair is CLOSED (it was inpired by my post on the same topic here, just so you know)! The question was:

SHAVED, TRIMMED OR FURRY PUSSY?

The results were:

Shaved pussy! Love it nice and smooth.., --> 33 votes (52%)

Trimmed pussy! A little hair adds texture. :P --> 26 votes(41%)

Furry pussy! Natural all the way, baby! --> 4 votes (6%)

As expected, shaved pussy won the vote, followed rather closely by trimmed pussy. And there aren't many muff divers out there, hmm. What happened to the appreciation of all natural beauty, hmm? Well, I don't like a guy with too much bush around his stick either, so it's all good.

And so the old poll makes way for the NEW poll, a bit inspired by my latest sexcapade report about my romp in a car. The question is, which CRaZy places have YOU had sex at?

A car or other vehicle?
An office?
A staircase?
Outdoors (jungle, park, etc)?
One of your parent's bed?
A toilet?
At the balcony?
None of the above? :(
An even crazier place? :D

And if your crazy sex spot isn't on the list, please make a comment, coz' I'd just love to hear your crazy story! And just so you know, I can select 3 places of my list above. ^_^

My 1st (almost) romp in my car....and we got caught!!! XD

2011-01-10T23:29:00.004+08:00

I have a sexcapade report on a new guy even though I can't have sex for the next few weeks (due to medical reasons)! Woo hoo! I didn't quite think that would happen, but technically I didn't have sex i.e. penetration...but still better than nothing, of course. :P

It was after dinner at a shopping mall. The new guy, whom I met on AFF and I shall call 'Batman' since he describes himself as a guy with a 'dark' personality, had been chatting over food a few drinks for at about 3 hours... and we got along really well with each other, but by the time dinner was done, it was near midnight and a working day the next day, so I thought it would just be dinner.

Batman walked me to my car, gave me a quick kiss, and as I hopped in and was thinking how sad it was that that was all it was going to be, he came up to my passenger seat and hopped in too. And there and then in my car at a public parking lot, we did some serious making out, and he was fondling my breasts under my blouse. After a while I decided it would be a better idea to drive up to the rooftop of the mall parking lot, where it was open air and much darjer. Which was a good thing, coz' as I was reversing my car out, I saw some people nearby getting into their cars and looking over at us a bit funny... so I'm guessing they *might* have saw something. *Grin!*

A few minutes later, we were at the pretty much deserted and very dark rooftop of the parking lot, and I found a nice cozy secluded spot in between some walled-up areas and we were less likely to be spotted. Then I suggested we hop into the back seat as it would be more comfy, he gladly obliged, and soon he was pretty much on top of me... kissing me.... sticking his tongue in my ear....

He unclasped my bra so he could get a better feel of my breasts... my nipples were hard already, I 'm sure... but he made it even harder when he bend down and sucked and licked them with a passion. And every now and then I'd look around and hope no one was staring at us through my car window. It was scary and exciting all the same time, and I was thinking, "WTF! I'm like a damn teenager romping in car in a public area! Good grief!"

Soon my jeans were unbuttoned as well, so he could reach down and use his fingers to play with my wet pussy while kissing me at the same time. At one point he just played with my clit and held on to me, looking into my eyes, and watching the horny look on my face as I moaned in pleasure... enjoying him fingering my wet clit and wishing I could take him in right there and then.

Then my hands moved in to unbutton his jeans, and I bent down to give him a blowjob. His penis wasn't... too big. Which makes it all the more easier to suck on. Lol!

Was down there for less than a minute though...when suddenly he start tapping me on the back in urgency. I looked up and saw a guy on a motorcycle riding past my car and stopped... it was a mall security guard! He came over and started rapping on my window, telling us to get out.

Needless to say, whatever needed to be zipped up got zipped up immediately, and my guy was cool about it. He got out and talked to the guy, and was even ready to give him a little...err...token of appreciation (i.e. bribe) to get him to go. I stayed in a the car, and didn't dare go out, one because if embarassment and another because I hadn't managed to clasp my bra back (although I was very glad I didn't take my blouse off, so at least I was still covered up!).

The guard didn't look amused, but he just asked to check our identification cards (maybe to make sure I'm not some foreign hooker or a minor. Lol), then apparently he told my guy that we should do it in a hotel as there are CCTVs there. He didn't take a bribe... and didn't give us any trouble. Just waited for us to drive off, after which I promptly dropped him at his car (after a little more light smooching) and we left the mall.

And I was giggling to myself like a schoolgirl all the way home! Dammit, I can't believe I finally fooled around in a car, and MY car to boot... and we actually got caught!!! So darn funny!!! But at least it was just a guard... perhaps if it was a policeman, we wouldn't have gotten away with it so easily. But yeah, I finally did the crazy car romp thing. Lol. At least I can tick that off my list of fun things to do before I die. ^_^

And here's a fun little ad to go along with the topic. Wee!!!

Would you like to make sex?

2011-01-08T00:11:00.002+08:00

I feel a tad bit bad coz' I'm about to make fun of a guy who mailed me on AdultFriendFinder who has really bad English. I usually don't mind letters with bad English, it's usually quite understandable since where I come from, most people don't speak fantastic English anyway. But the guy's mail AND his profile description was bad in a hilarious way, so I really couldn't resist. I did however, refrain from sending a funny reply to this guy, although I was quite tempted to... but it wasn't a very bad email, just very bad English. So today I'm a bit different by not ranting about another douche bag email. Instead I'm poking fun at bad English. ^_^

This is the mail I got from a Middle Eastern guy:

"It would be so great - to meet and make sex...Kissing your feet, ****"

Make sex? I wonder how one makes sex? Is there a type of sex play doh you can use to make sex? Or is there a magic wand I can use to make sex appear out of nowhere? That would be awesome! Magic sex, no penis required!

Then I read his profile, and it got even much better! His profile description is in italics. My smart-ass comments are...well, you'll know it.

I like to travel and like to make sex very much. I like both woman and man (I'm and active and passive as well).

Active with men and passive with the women, or you just switch modes halfway through sex like a person with multiple personality disorder?

I like to make sex in different situations, with tenderness and passion.

That sounds like a cookbook recipe. Steps for making sex, first add a pinch of tenderness, then a tablespoon of passion.

My favourite relationship - to meet - to look each other - and to make sex without any long previous relationships.

I suspect this guy has major relationship issues if all he likes to do is look at each other and do this sex-making voodoo thing.

I like to fulfil your sexual fantasies and have many ones myself - so don't be shy with me - just tell about your's the most exiting fantasy and we shall made it.

Can I exit my fantasy once it's made? I guess that the next trick to learn about you figure out how to make sex.

My job is quite comfortable - I'm scientist and writer, and my working place is everywhere, where am I and my brains and my laptop.

(I had too many smart-ass comments for this one, so I had to number them!)

1) I hope he doesn't write in English!

2) His working place is everywhere?? Whoa, an omni-present being is asking me to make sex with him. Coolness! We can write our own Bible! "In the beginning...God made the heavens and sex..."

3) So just being curious, where exactly ARE you and your brains? Don't really care about the laptop.

I travel many. Just this time I'm in Pokhara (Nepal). Send me the letter and we'll meet and have sex.

What?? What happened to making sex? Now HAVING sex just sounds too damn dull.

And by the way, I'm nowhere near Nepal. And I doubt you'd fly all the way where I'm at just to make play-doh sex with me.

I am mean, I know. I really am. But since I can't have sex for a while, I have the right to entertain myself in whatever ways I can. ^_^

Ooh! Perhaps the guy who wrote this got his inspiration from Thomas Laqueur! You perpetrator of lousy grammar, you!

Georgy Orgies, cumming & (cream)pie!

2011-01-05T19:28:00.005+08:00

Ah, orgies. One of the craziest sex-ed up things a person could ever do and would never tell their grandkids. Something I would guess most horny people are intrigued by, but whether they would actually do it or not is a completely different ball game! I personally doubt I would ever be adventurous enough to bonk a guy which a bunch of other people in the room, nevermind the fact that they're probably too busy bonking each other to bother much with me. And the idea of swapping partners during an orgy is even worst... STD-fest!!!

But nevertheless I don't mind watching the odd orgy vid every now and then just for the heck of it. Just checked out this interesting poolside orgy video a while back. They all sure look like they're having fun, except for the odd few who are walking around with their clothes on and just checking the scene. And the ridiculous techno music gets on the nerves after a while...

But just to keep with the topic, here are some fun orgy facts, just to enhance your sex-ed up general knowledge:

- Asides from humans, group sex also occurs along other animal species such as bighorn sheep and bonobos, a type of chimpanzee (Oooh, those feisty animals!)

- "Circle jerk" is a term used for group masturbation among men, usually sitting in somewhat of a circle formation. Circle Jerks is also the name of a hardcore punk band, and their best album yet is called "Group Sex". This album is also notable for being in the book of '1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die' (I gotta get me this album like, now).

- Japan holds the dubious honour of having the world record of the largest orgy ever - 500 people! 250 men and 250 women got together in a warehouse and bonked each others brains out in front of live professional cameras and made into a DVD. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples (all tested STD-free) featured in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other couple (Yup, more evidence that these prim and proper Japs are not all they seem to be).

- The origin of the word 'orgy' are not any naughty as you might think. 'Orgy' is derived from the Greek word 'Orgia', which was used with reference to the rites practiced in the worship of various deities, such as Orpheus and Dionysus. The word in Greek did not denote sexual activity, although this was a part of some rites (Well, there's some geek...I mean... Greek history for you!).

And now that you (hopefully) feel a bit smarter, allow me to top it off with my favourite scene from that poolside orgy video I shared earlier. Of course, the pic was 'lol-sexed' by yours truly (and that's just my term for adding funny/lame taglines to sex-ed up pics, like what 'lolcat' is to funny pics of cats).

Suggestions to spice up your 2011!

2011-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year 2011, all you wonderful sex-ed up people!

It's that time of the year to sit back and reflect on the past year, realize you totally wasted your time doing nothing much at all and make resolutions to do something more the coming year (which will probably not happen anyway). :P Which is why I don't really believe in resolutions, BUT it's always good to reflect and at least TRY to make the effort to do something different and memorable the year so at least you know that you've gone out and lived your life somewhat.

And if you're suffering from mental blackout on what on earth you could try this coming 2011 to make your humdrum life a little more interesting, here are some suggestions from yours truly in no particular order.

1) Enjoy the scenery

Travel somewhere nice where you don't have to do anything except sit back and enjoy the beautiful view....

2) Pick up a sport (the more extreme, the better)

If you're not living an active lifestyle already, exercise is very important for your health, no matter how busy your schedule is!

3)Go bungee jumping!
Just one of those crazy things in life you gotta try once so you can tell people you gone and dun it.

4) Renovate your house
Your humble abode probably starts looking a bit boring after a few years or so... take some time out to give it a makeover (if you can afford it, that it :P)

5) Learn a musical instrument
Get in touch with your musical side, but do try not to hurt your neighbours ears in the process. :)

6) Explore your spirituality
When your soul is not at rest, quieten your hearts and allow the spirit of whatever-works-for-you to set you free....

7) Savour some exotic food
Chuck aside the staple McD's and try a little something different to tantalize the taste buds every now and then...

8) Go crazy!
Life is too short to be holed up in a office every day being bored of your job. So just do it!

Of course being butt naked while trying any of the above is purely optional, but would certainly make it more interesting!

Have an awesome year ahead. ^_^

U Can't Touch This... the MC Hammer Tribute

2010-12-30T19:58:00.002+08:00

Hi y'all, I have some rather sad news. I had to do a minor surgery today (yes, it's related to my visit to the gynae, but that's all I'm telling uuuu), and my doc (not the sexy doc, but another doc) has told me that I can't have sex for a while to ensure I don't hurt myself. Arrrrghh!! How sad. :(

But all is ok, as I'm not in pain and nothing chronic, just need to take a break from romping for a while, which means more time for my sex-ed up blog! And unfortunately to all my horny men, for the next month or more, I can only tell them this....

And in tribute to MC Hammer while lamenting my current condition, enjoy my little parody to the tune of his most famous hit:

U can't touch this (funky instrumental)

U can't touch this (same funky instrumental)

U can't touch this (more funky instrumental)

U can't touch this (super funky instrumental)

U can't touch this

My my my MY

Libido is so damn good

Makes me say, oh my Lord

You know, you would I would

Have a f*ck if only I could

It feels good, when a guy goes down

But I'm out for while, and that makes me frown

And I know it's sad,

For now my vag,

U can't touch

Oh oh oooh oh

Oh oh oooh

I told you, horny boy!

U can't touch this

Oh oh oooh oh

Oh oh oooh

Yo, get those hands off my pussy now!

U can't touch this

Right, and just in case you can't remember how the song goes, here's the completely not sex-related but totally hilarious Glee version of the classic. Sing along with me everybody!

Gynae gives me a reason to finger myself

2010-12-29T20:23:00.000+08:00

I went to visit a gynae recently for my regular pap smear! For those of you who haven't a clue what a pap smear is for (especially you sex-ed up ladies!), it's basically a test to check if a lady has any abnormal and potentially cancerous cells growing in her cervix, mainly caused by the Human Papillomavirus (HPV virus) which is commonly transmitted through sex.

For those of you really didn't like science class and are going "Papilla-wat?" (especially the ladies), basically it's a bad bug that you can get while screwing around with guy and cause the inside of your WOOHOO to change into some very very bad, which may eventually kill you.

As such, all sexually active ladies should get a pap smear done at least once a year to make sure no nasty cells are growing inside of them. And a pap smear involves the doctor inserting a long scanner like thingy into the lady's vag. Doesn't that just sound like fun?

Well, if you are used to sex, then the scanner thingy really doesn't do much to get you off, unfortunately. It just goes in once and comes out once, unless you have a REALLY naughty doctor willing to provide you additional services (without charging extra consultation fees).

Anyhow, this time round my doc told me that I had a slight yeast infection in my vag. Nothing serious, just causes me to release slight discharge and has a funky smell, which is not cool when a guy goes down on me. Definitely something I needed to fix if I wanted to ask my guys to serve me down south, so the kind doc gave me a tube of vaginal gel and an applicator. All I had to do was squeeze the contents of the tube into the applicator, all the way full, then insert the applicator inside of me and pump out the gel. And do this for 3 nights in a row, and then insert one vaginal pill that would kill off whatever was left of the feisty little yeast buggers.

So here a lovely pictorial presentation of what I had to do:

1) This is gel I used (this was after the 3rd day and the tube was already empty, forgot to take a pic earlier!) and the applicator.

2) Here's me demonstrating how to insert the applicator into my stubbly pussy (I haven't had sex for over a week, and was lazy to shave, so sorry if you were hoping for a lovely shaven pussy pic. :P)

3) And I have to push the applicator all the way in there....

4) And after 3 nights of the same thing, I then had to insert these cute little vaginal pills in me. NO applicator, just using my fingers.

In other words, my gynae had effectively given me permission and a reason to finger myself. Neat-O! And since the applicator kinda doubled up as a cute little 'toy', I thought, what the heck, let's a have a little fun with it. This IS after a sex blog, not a sexual health blog. ;-)

You can find out what kind of fun I had in my vid below. :E

And look at all the cum that came outta me after all that! Fooooweee!!!

Hmm, staying healthy never felt so good. ^_^

G-Out!

Stupid AFF messages shared by an AFF gal pal

2010-12-27T02:10:00.000+08:00

You all know how I love to write about the hilariously rude and stupid messages I get from guys from AFF. Well, I'm not the only lady on the site who does so, and one of my gal pals whom I met from the site had this wonderful piece to share on her AFF blog. I almost died laughing reading her post and she was kind enough to allow me to share her post on my blog for all my wonderful readers to enjoy. Try not to drink anything within the next few minutes, it might just spew out your nose while you're trying to contain yourself.

Post from my lovely AFF gal pal:

Happy general Christmas greetings and stuff. Here is your Christmas present: some more bad emails to enjoy...anything in bold is me responding with my thoughts, I didn't actually respond to a single one of these. I must be crazy.

you are soo pretty i would love to have you down on all 4s with your head down and your ass high!! Would you like ot have a chat?
URGH

id bang u all over the show
YUCK

let me take you into Gs world
Gina G? Is that you?

You like sex....
Asking me or telling me?

Wrapping your legs around my neck and
let me eat your pussy untill you reach
completion and you cum all over my face
... the let me side you down my body and
place you on the bed and slide 8 inches of
solid cock .... how dose that sound x
That dose sound rather nice.

you are fine and i wouldnt
hesitate licking you out 2 you
scream your head off so wot do u
look 4 in a man ?x
Ability to spell

Hi there, you look great in your pics. Would love to meet you for some hot all night sex. Would enjoy talking dirty to you while fucking you with 9inches in lots of positions
9inches of what?

Hi would you consider meeting a vwe married trucker that stays in London slot x I would love to take you in my truck x hold you firm as I slide every inch of my fat dick deep in you x I'm a nice guy and if you was to give me a chance I would show you some very dirty nights x
Nice guy? Married? In a profession most often occupied by creepy dirty men? Take me now!

i am xxxxx from london
well what can i say i am fed up with women who lie down and say
here it is do what you have to do.
i am also looking for some exciting times one of my fantasies is
that i would walk in the hotel and go to the room where you would
be in bed all naked and with me being a great admirer of oral sex
would lick you all over paying attention to special places.
hope to hear from you soon hopefully in the ROOM
Hope I never ever meet you in real life, especially in a ROOM

hi there
meh

hi
meh

what are you interested in?
meh

Iam sittng by a nice fireplace waiting for you...I like anal sex and love licking a nice hot wet cunt!!!
Something's burning...

r u there
meh

hey
meh

I wanna take you out for some drinks for a chat then onto a bar for some more drinks and a boggie before taking you back to my hotel and ripping your clothes off with my teeth and..................................
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww get that boggie away from me!

Hi hunni,

Great pix, I can tell you're one hot babe.

My name is XXXX & I'm a wealthy businessman from XXXXX looking for no strings sexy encounter with younger female.

I've always loved sex, been a natural great lover all my life. God bless me with the right equipment: I have a bog cock, over 12" long and quite thick. Never had any problems giving a woman multiple orgsams. I like tight cunt, tight anal, love to be sucked - if you can fit it in your mouth, most girls gag alot!!

I would love to meet you and stretch your cunt to its max. Dont expect any mercy wen I get deep inside you, I will pump away until I cum, filling u up like never before. Please to "stop, it hurts!" will be ignored. If you want to know more, drop me a line, tell me wot you want...
Wow, a guy who can't use a measuring tape and wants to rape me. Nice.

hello like to have fun with you take you for drive somewear in woods and play there with you suck your boobs and finger your cunt,while driving car you can play with my dick then go to hotel and play in shower then on bed but cream on your body and lick it off tie on bed and fuck you
In the woods? Where no one can hear me scream? Sounds familiar...

Send me yr numb or email so we can
explode passionately into the new year, x!
Derp herp derp the herp lerpy lurp derrrrrrrrrrrp (I apologise, it's an Internet meme)

Hey, are you up for some sex with
me? :D
meh

what i'd really like to do is to have you as my subservient slave for a weekend.... i would want to set you naughty dares and challenges... i'd want to see how far we could push the boundaries..
What I'd really like is for you to say hello like a polite person and then ask me if I'd like to be your slave. Without consent, you're just a criminal with a hard-on.

THIS LADIES AND GENTS, IS AN EPIC ONE. HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS...

Hi there,

This is a genuine Profile Information about me.

I'm new to the site. I'm a qualified masseuse with experience who can privately provide you with:
professional massage services - for stress-busting/stress-relief, relaxation and general wellbeing!. Can do visits day-time or evenings with professional portable table and chair for the best massage service ever!

I'm also here for some fun and excitement so please be clear about your massage limits and requirements when you call or make contact so that we both know what you might want and expect.

Your massage can be received while seated and fully-clothed or laid back and totally relaxing with choice of oils - whichever you prefer, as I can do seated acupressure massage while fully-clothed if shy or unsure and want to try it for the first time.

I can sometimes be available at a short notice - in an hour or two (depending on traffic conditions, within London - for home/hotel/private office or friends place etc, so just call the number below) when in need of my service. Where possible, I prefer being booked in advance to make it easier for planning purposes. Always hygienically clean and always safe and professional!

So if you're in need of a professional massage service by an educated, creative and handsome mixed/black male then look no further! I am here and waiting for your call - for Ladies and M/F couples only please - this is only due to previous experiences!

xx

PS - As a qualified trainer I can also help you with IT software packages through private training; some of these are: Word-processing -e.g. MS Word, Spreadsheet -e.g. MS Excel, Database -e.g MS Access, Presentations -e.g MS PowerPoint and much more

So please contact me if interested in any of what I can offer. Thank you in advance and hope to hear from you soon!
I wonder if he would pick my nose for me and take the rubbish out too? Heck, he could even write my blog for me!

Merry Christmas, and careful who you romp with!

2010-12-25T00:53:00.003+08:00

Christmas is here! The time for great cheer! With lots of foods, family, fun, some stuff about Jesus, and hopefully lots of time for sex!

Just to get you in the mood, here's a sex-ed up Carol to be sung along to the tune of 'Jingle Bells', which unfortunately I can't take credit for, but was a fantastic piece I found on AFF, done last year by the member called GhostRider1953 for AFF's Naughty Carol Contest. It only won 2nd place, but I personally thought it was funnier than the 1st place winner. Enjoy!

I'm off to meet a friend
I met on A-F-F,
She said she was a blond
With tits that weren't bereft.

Described as MILF ignored.
And horny for my touch.
Through snow and ice all night I bored
Two hundred miles ain't much. Oh…

Horny nights, lonesome nights,
At times it's just too much.
It's habit always beating off
I miss a woman's touch, so…
Off I go down the road
For a little something strange.
No one needs to urge or goad
This night I'd not exchange.

I pulled up to the drive.
The lights were on inside.
I really felt alive
To the door I'd smoothly glide.

She answered when I rang.
But what I did behold
Was a man in drag I would not bang
Thinking what my mama told. Yes...

Get a pic before you lick.
Don't trust no horny dude.
Dates online they have a trick
Fooled once so don't you brood. I,
Scrambled back for my car,
I didn't wave goodbye.
And headed for the nearest bar
This tale I will deny.

Welcome to Adult Friendfinder, BUD

2010-12-24T00:06:00.003+08:00

I got this email today from a guy on AFF who JUST joined the site today itself:

i need sex at your place... call me.. 0122305815

Since he was new to the site and probably didn't understand yet that girls on the site are not all sluts who will jump into bed with any Tom, Dick or Harry, I decided to be a bit nice in my reply.

But not before having a a bit of fun in my reply, as below >:) :

Cool, but I would also need you to vacuum my floor, do the dishes, feed my doberman (be careful with that one, he bites) and after that entertain me by doing the Macarena while spanking your ass. Lol.

Since you're new here, I'll be a bit nice. Girls here are not sluts. We have criteria when choosing our men and reading a girl's profile USUALLY helps you to know what she wants. Emails like yours will not get a nice response from any girl. Except maybe hookers, in which case you'd have to pay them. Welcome to Adult FriendFinder, bud. Better start learning how to treat the ladies nice.

Now if he was an old member on the site, I would have just left out the 2nd paragraph altogether. So see, I'm not that mean after all.... and fortunately for him, I don't actually have a doberman.

Sexcapade Report: Beam me up, Scotty!!

2010-12-22T00:33:00.002+08:00

In case you were wondering, this has absolutely nothing to do with my Star Trek post, just that I recently met up with a Scottish gentleman from AFF. And one of the things I asked during our pre-romp discussion was whether or not Scottish men actually wear underwear beneath their kilts. Perhaps an unfair pre-conception on my part based on pics such as the following:

My Scottish friend, whose nickname shall be Scotty (for obvious reasons) said it actually depends on the situation... and for those men who don't wear undies, it can be quite uncomfortable coz' the kilt fabric can be quite rough and rub up against a man's unmentionables.

Huh, well there you go, people. You learn something new every day.

To be honest, I was a bit hesitant to actually jump into bed with this guy at first. He certainly was a gentleman... interesting conversation was not an issue (it's what got me willing to meet him in the first place), and he took me out for lunch at a very nice place. Just that he is considerably older than me and is a Caucasian guy with a super thick accent (I don't usually romp with Caucasian guys simply because I hardly get to meet any due to my location). Just the combination of him taking me to a fancy place, being much older and Caucasian and trying to understand him through the accent made me feel a bit like some of those materialistic girls I hear about on AFF who are the golddiggers types... only going to for the white guys with money. Jeepers. It also didn't help that he wasn't that great looking.... his skin was a bit on the pasty side actually. And it really really didn't help that I felt a bit awkward during my conversation with him over lunch.

So after lunch, it got really awkward, coz' I was considering whether or not to dump the guy and make a run for it... but I also felt kinda bad running out on him after a nice lunch, and he was a nice guy after all (Note to self: I should never let a guy take me to fancy places, so I won't feel so bad about making a dash for it in case of emergencies). Even though I had my reservations, I decided to follow him to his hotel room anyway (he's staying at the hotel for business, not a local guy obviously).

Got to his room, and took some time out in the washroom to prep myself... after that so did he. And I was sitting on his bed watching an X-Men movie on tv while waiting for him to come out of the washroom, and still feeling a bit awkward. So when he was out and came over to me to start and get it on, in my head I was TOTALLY freaking out.

I hope he doesn't suck in bed. He's a big guy too! Would he lie on top of me and nearly suffocate me to death? Oh gosh I hope his breath doesn't stink. What if he's horrible in bed? Is there any way I can get out from under him if he's suffocating me? oooh, he's starting kiss me! Is he stinky, is he stinky??!! Hmm... his breath smells fresh... I guess I know what he was up to in the washroom.

I was a bit tense and unresponsive to his kisses at first... but soon I realized even though he's a big guy, he was very gentle.... He started with some soft kissing (no tongue raping my mouth, coz' I told him before that I hate that. ;) ) and took his own sweet time kissing me and my neck before taking off my top and bra and gently kissing my chest and tummy, and of course licking my nipples (men and their fascination for nipples, lol).

Eventually he got round to taking off my pants and undies, then teased me even more by taking his time to kiss my inner thighs... then moving in closer... licking the sides of my vagina... teasing my clit with the tip of his tongue... before finally moving in to lick me like I've never been licked before. He was going at it for a good 10 minutes or so, definitely hitting my sweet spot! I thought I was going to die in ecstasy if I didn't cum. And it was at that point that I was very very VERY glad I didn't run out on the guy coz' he was giving my pussy the best licking I have gotten in a long long LONG time. ^_^

Well, after that wonderful introduction, I was of course much more relaxed and had to return the favour by attempting one of my infamous BJs on him. Being a big bodied guy, I of course was faced with a rather hefty piece of equipment. Unfortunately I'm not so skillful, so I knew I couldn't take his whole penis in, but I did the best I could with a mix of hand-jobbing and sucking as much on him as I could. He was just kinda lying back and enjoying it although not making a lot of moaning noises, so I wasn't quite sure if he enjoying it or not. But after a while he told me better to stop else he would cum... so yeah, I guess I haven't lost ma BJ-ing skill. Muahahaha.

Then came the grand moment when I had the pleasure of taking that wonderfully hefty piece of equipment in me... and yeah, I could definitely feel his size. Scotty was still a gentleman all this time... not even uttering a word of dirty talk. Which is wee bit boring for me, but I was too busy enjoying the way he felt in me to really care.... especially when he started entering me hard and fast. And if THAT wasn't good enough, I made a special request to do me doggy style, which he gladly obliged, of course. He stood at the side of the bed and I did my doggy pose for him... when he was pumping me hard in that position, I was holding so tight to the bedsheets and moaning so loud that I'm pretty sure our hotel neighbours would have heard everything!

Well, he did say they were annoying him by making a lot of noise the past couple of days, so it was payback time. Yeah, make the neighbours horny by hearing us, there sure is no better payback. :P

Anyway, he was quite happy doing doggy style too coz' pretty soon he felt so good he had to release his load in me (protected by a condom...safe sex iz very de important, yah)... yee hah, another happy G-Gal customer! :E

As expected he was totally zonked after that, but not zonked enough that he couldn't do the mandatory post-sex cuddling. It was nice that he was a big sized guy... I felt like I was cuddling up to a big teddy bear and his arm made for a nice pillow.

A pretty weird part for me came at this time, not really sex-related....but when I looked up to see his face as I was cuddling up next to me, I realized that Scotty looked amazingly similar to my first partner from the side profile. The first guy ever who broke my virgin innnocence was an Australian guy, who was also big bodied. And even though from the front, Scotty didn't remind me of my Aussie partner at all, the moment I was looking up to his face while cuddling from the side, it felt like I was looking up at my first partner. The nose, mouth, the way he moved his other hand when he talked, and even his voice... all was so uncannily like my Aussie friend whom I've pretty much lost contact with.

That was so totally like.... "whoa".

Well, not that any of you guys really care about that part, I know you just wanna read about the sex, but I'm just saying.

It was like.... "whoa".

So anyway, after I got over that piece of weirdness (I didn't tell Scotty of course. Don't ever tell your partner he/she reminds you of an ex. Bad bad stupid idea), I told him how he had almost made me cum earlier when he went down on me... and so he was happy to oblige me with another round of mind-blowingly wonderful licking, and then another great f*ck.

Good grief, and here I was thinking that Caucasian guys were over-rated compared to my normal non-Caucasian fare. Damn, am I wrong.

Sigh, I won't get to see Scotty much since he travels a lot and mostly not in my country.... but certainly I won't have the same reservations next time he comes to town. ;)

Merman's wonderful suggestion

2010-12-20T02:06:00.002+08:00

Was romping with Merman last week, and in between our usual hot steamy sessions, I was updating him on my latest sexual adventures with guys I met on AFF. He was so impressed about my level of activity on AFF, since he's now deactivated his account on AFF coz' he's too lazy to meet new ladies... but I suspect it's because I keep him happy enough, plus he has his own other regular romps too. Lol.

Then he said that I should start a blog to talk about my romps.

I swear if I was drinking water at the time, I would've snorted it out through my nose with the laughter. If only he knew!

Of course, I still didn't tell him about my naughty blog.... I just thought it was a rather hilarious thing to share. ^_^

Anyway I just romped with a new guy today, and this was guy was Scottish lad! So I have another sexcapade report coming soOOooooooon!

To boldly bone what no man has boned before...

2010-12-19T01:14:00.002+08:00

A long time ago in a galaxy not that far away, I used to be a huge Trekkie, i.e. a Star Trek fan. Yes, I know, this shows how much of a geek I really am deep down inside, but geeks need sex too, so bite me. Anyway, while the original series was a bit too ancient for my generation, I enjoyed watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (I thought Capt Picard was cool especially with the whole British accent thing going on. Although while some girls would think him hot, I'm not quite into the baldies). But then along came Star Trek: Voyager which I thought was way cooler... one because the captain was a female, and that was already a statement for Grrrrl Power... and the other reason was because there was not only one but TWO totally hot male characters in the show....

I had a tough time deciding who to drool over more... Ensign Harry Kim (played by the the smokin' Garrett Wang) or Lieutenant Tom Paris (played by the delicious Robert Duncan McNeill). One was the sweet and innocent new kid on the block, still learning the ropes of working on a grand starship, the other was the bad boy... convicted of a crime but after the Starship Voyager was marooned in some unknown galaxy, he had to slowly earn the trust of his shipmates. I appreciated having two completely opposite but totally hot characters to enjoy watching in the same series. Thus to this day, I will always vote Voyager as the best Star Trek series of all time.

Hence, when I came across this trailer to a porn movie made in the likes of my favourite geeky tv series, I can't really say that it brought back fantastic memories... but it sure did raise an eyebrow and gave me a good laugh at it's parody of some of the infamous lines off the opening scene to each Star Trek: TNG episode....

"Space...the final frontier. These are the adventures of the Starship Intercourse. Its neverending mission to seek out strange new fetishes, to seek out new partners, and new sexual encounters.... to boldly bone what no man has boned before....[title] Star Trix Deep Penetration"

And IMHO, the following were the best scenes from the clip...

No.1) The Starship Intercourse, complete with boob shaped thrusters.
Very good for thrusting indeed!

No. 2) You forgot to beam me up with my pants!
The poor captain has to face a life-threatening battle with some weird alien thing, and gets to do it with his manhood hanging out.

No. 3) Aliens get horny too...
I found this funny just coz' the alien babe is completely green.... except for her pussy area! Yeah, I guess that body paint isn't much good where those parts where the dick goes in.

4) This is not a scene, but a line from one of the crew --> "Captain, with the sex drive still disabled, we won't be able to take another hit from the String-ons!"

Makes me wonder if there could possibly be any aliens out there that are half as sick/creative/weird as us human beings... XD

I win some (free toys), I lose some (good fuck buddy) :P

2010-12-17T00:37:00.003+08:00

As some of you who actually read my Twitter updates may have noticed, I tweeted some time ago that I got an offer from a company producing sex toys that they would send me a free toy once every 6 weeks in exchange for me writing a review about it on my blog, whether I like the toy or not. It was certainly a cool idea, although I'm wondering where the heck I will stash my hoard of sex toys if this keeps for a few years (I'm sure my folks would not be too amused if they found my collection.... Perhaps I should consider investing in a safety deposit box). But anyhow, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. In the meantime, I have already requested for my first toy, which I won't tell what it is YET coz' I don't do free advertising til I get the goods. Muahaha.

In other news, I'm sad to report that after my most recent and very wonderful romp with a new guy, Hot Doc, he has since told me that he only wants to romp with girls on AFF once each... apparently he wants to avoid potential emotional complications that may arise from being with a girl too many times, and he just wants to stay single coz' of too many previous crappy relationships.

I'm quite disappointed of course. Here I was thinking I'd found the almost perfect partner to have NSA (no-stings attached) fun with coz' I had great chemistry with him, which is soooooo dang difficult to find among the many guys I've romped with and didn't quite get the chemistry I hoped for. And now he ups and tells me that all there's gonna be to it. Like wat duh. Ah well, that's kind of the story of my life anyway. Meet interesting guy, like interesting guy, get disappointed that interesting guy is not interested in me, thus resulting in total lack of love life... and even when it comes to NSA fun, my luck can't hold out. :P It's a curse, I tell you.

As such I shall now proceed to bitch.

Bitch. Moan. Whine. Grumble. Grumble. Grr. Snarl. #$@#% $@#*# and other miscellaneous symbols representing unmentionable profanities.

Ok, now that I've gotten that off my chest, I shall resign to continue enjoying my romps with Merman and checking out other potentials along the way. And if the guys don't cut it, I'll just enjoy my sex toys. Muahaha. Ha.

Of Spooning, Knifing and Forking

2010-12-15T00:05:00.001+08:00

I found that UrbanDictionary.com has been a wonderful source of information whenever I need to look up a sex-related term I've never heard of... and from the site I've found out many more fascinating new sexed-up terms that I can't imagine how anyone in their right mind would have come up with, but they did.

So just for fun, and to add to your general knowledge (which is why I classify this as intellectual stimulation...somewhat), here's a list of some interesting sexed-up slang related to... kitchen utensils!

Spooning
A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Big Spoon
In spooning, the big spoon is the person in the back. Men are usually the big spoon. Also known as the alpha spoon.

Little Spoon
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon") . Also known as the beta spoon.

Ambiguous Spoon

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Dirty Spoon
1) While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back, OR
2) Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth, OR
3) When having sex, the man penetrates the women (or man) anally in the spooning position

Dirty Spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

Example of use: O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

Knifing
1) Lying next to each other. Just lay on your back..parallel.
2) Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than spooning, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not forking, it is knifing. (G-Gal's comment: Whoever wrote this definition needs to learn how to write good word definitions!)

Forking
1) A sexual act in which a man enters a woman from behind. The woman lies down on her stomach with her legs spread (knee joints straight) and the man enters her with a straight body such that the “fork” that is formed consists of the woman’s legs on the sides and the man’s legs in between, OR;
2) The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

Forkening
To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used (G-Gal's comment: Oookaaaaayyy....)

Sporking
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Obviously the 'definitions' added on UrbanDictionary.com can be added by pretty much any Tom, Dick or Harry who wants to create a new word or definition of a word. So hey, get in there and make your own weird sex-ed up term! I'll post up more interesting sex-ed up slang from the site whenever I can. G-out!

AFF ticked me off, so it's payback time

2010-12-12T23:40:00.006+08:00

My account at Adult Friend Finder got temporarily deactivated last week, and the following email from AFF popped into my inbox

Dear Member,

Thanks for being member of this site.

We have recently received an email showing that you have engaged in inappropriate behavior toward another member(s) via email.

This directly violates our Terms of Use (which you agreed to upon joining), and your account has been deactivated.

Please send us an email stating that you understand this warning and agree to no longer engage in sending any such email to this and other members. We'll then reactivate your account within 48 hours.

This serves as your official first warning. The next step will be to delete your account, without warning or refunds.

If you have any questions, email us at: abuse@friendfinderinc.com.

I was like, WTF? Far as I could remember, I had never sent any email to other members that I would think were inappropriate. So naturally I was a bit peeved and send back an email asking what the complaint was about, and here's the response I got:

Dear Member,

Thank you for contacting our Abuse team.

After investigating we found that you have violated our Terms of Use because of sending website URL email. The following is the evidence we found：

Location: Message Center
Evidence: RE: Hi there..
Sorry, I don't go for married guys, but all
the best!

~The GGal~
gspotjournal.blogspot.com

This behavior has directly violated our Terms of Use, therefore we have deactivated your account.

Please send us an email stating that you understand this warning and agree to our guidelines. We'll then reactivate your account within 48 hours.

This serves as your official first warning. The next step will be to delete your account, without warning or refunds.

Ah. Right. So apparently an email a married guy I rejected through email wasn't too happy and decided to be cute by reporting me for posting my blog URL in my email reply to him. And this is a violation of AFF's T&C's coz' obviously they don't want folks doing free advertising on their site. Yokay. Well, I decided to play it nice and just did what they asked, saying that I agreed to their terms & guidelines and won't do the same thing again, yadda yadda blablabla. And I got this nice reply:

Dear Member,

Thank you for contacting our Abuse team.

We appriciate that you agree to abide by our Terms of Use from this point forward. Your account has now been restored for your use.

Your temporary "Deactivated" status and suspension of all emailing and browsing privileges was enforced due to complaints received and a subsequent review finding you to be culpable of policy violations.

If we receive any further complaints regarding your violation of our Terms of Use, your account will be permanently deleted without warning or refund.

At this point I had had just about enough with the threats of having my AFF account deactivated, that I wrote this back:

Dear Abuse Team,

It is greatly appreciated that my account has been reactivated, and while I may be 'culpable of policy violations' due to the posting of my blog url, I would also like to point out that I am in fact quite an active member of AFF and I regularly write about my AFF activities on my blog. I have also posted a nice link directly to your website on my blog's sidebar, through which I have gotten at least one of my readers to sign up on AFF by clicking on it and my blog gets an average of 150 pageviews a day. All of which I would consider very good and FREE advertising from my part for your site, without any profit on my part (in the few months I've had ads on my blog, they've earned me a grand total of $0.93). As such, if you would happen to delete my account without warning, it's not really a problem for me as there are other similar sites I can use out there and and provide free advertising for, and my blog's link to AFF can be easily removed in all of 2 seconds. But of course, it's always preferable to maintain a mutually beneficial relationship. :-)

Thank you and have a good day!

Lo and behold, the next day I get this message:

Dear Member,

Thank you for contacting our Abuse Team.

You're welcome! Your satisfaction is our #1 priority.

Thanks for being a member of our community.
If there's anything more we can do for you, just ask.

Our Customer Support team operates extra hours - so don't be bashful if you ever have any questions.

That last message seems like a template message (just like pretty much all the earlier messages from the Abuse Team), so I'm not totally convinced that whoever replied actually got what I was saying in my message.

So after that wonderful experience with AFF and their enforcement of sucky T&C's, I hereby would like to my bit of community service for today by letting everyone know that AFF is actually run by a bunch of money-hungry weasels who does everything they can limit the contact you make with other members (especially for guys) unless you PAY for their membership. For the guys, most of the female profiles there are fakes (hookers who will ask for money, or guys pretending to be girls, or girls who are just there for fun) with only a few girls on there out for serious sexual fun such as myself. And the girls pics they post on the main homepage... all fakes... the handles and locations change depending on your location, so different handle appears for the same girl's pic, so they are obviously not real members. Don't get conned into thinking there are actually gazillions of girls on AFF just waiting for you to jump in bed with them. It takes a LOT of effort and sincerity for guys to meet a REAL girl on AFF, and for those who can't be bothered with getting to know a lady on AFF, paying for a prostitude is a lot easier. Trust me.

I'm just telling it like it is, and to the management of AFF, if they don't me spilling the beans on their super fake homepage advertising (among other things), well I don't like their T&C's either and the only reason I'm staying is coz' I'm too dang lazy to swap to another similar site and will only do so if they actually decide to give me the boot. And there shall go their free advertising on my blog! Whoopsie! Oh revenge, and thy sweetness on my tongue....

Report just in....the Hot Doc tops the charts!!! :D

2010-12-09T13:57:00.000+08:00

After many moons, I finally get the opportunity to post another sexcapade report (not that I haven't been having sex, just that it's been with Merman, so it’s nothing much new from what I've posted before and I don't intend to bore you people by repeating myself – although of course my romps with him are never boring :) ). A few weeks back I mentioned I had a date with a doctor, but haven't been able to meet with him coz' both of us have been out of town. I've been looking forward to our date for several reasons, first and foremost throughout all our emails and chats I found him to have an interesting personality, which is always the most important thing to me when it comes to potential fuck buddy selection. Second is that from his pics, he seemed to be a really good-looking guy, and that's always a plus point for fuck buddies. And yeah, the whole idea of messing around with a doctor was cool in a Grey's Anatomy sexy kind of way. :P

And if all that wasn’t enticing enough, I found out from him just before we met up that he used to do modeling work as well.

Hmm, young doctor who is hot enough to be a model and fascinating character. It doesn’t get any better than that… or so I thought.

Well, actually it gets much better! :D

Today I finally got to meet with the Hot Doc (my nickname for him now! ;)), and I am happy to say that my experience with this guy has far surpassed whatever I could hope for.

Not only was he as hot as in his pics (even hotter in real life, of course), and we got along fantastically well out of cyberspace as well, but...oh-my-goodness... the sex was... AMAAAZING.

We rented a nice cozy hotel for the afternoon. After both of us washed up a bit (pre-sexual activity hygiene is very important, eh! :P), I sat down on the bed, waiting for him to join me. He smiled, looking a tad bit shy at first and even saying he hasn’t done this very often, meeting up with girls on AFF. But soon he was on the bed next to me. I asked him if he was shy and he smiled and said no, after which he leaned over and started kissing me. He is a fantastic kisser! His body was hovering above mine, and I was propping myself up slightly too, to reach up for his lips. That kissing position is totally hot for me, coz' it shows the guy likes to take the lead, and I love it when a guy knows how to lead in bed, and I pretty much respond to whatever he does in a way that eggs him on.

And my sexy doctor sure knew how to take the lead! He started off slow, warming me up good by kissing me plenty, and planting those lips on my neck too while my hands wandered down so I could rub his crotch beneath his jeans. Soon his hands went behind me to unclasp my bra (didn't even fumble a second... definitely not new to the game. Lol!) and his hands promptly went under my blouse to fondle my breasts.

"After all these weeks of chatting online... we're finally here!" he whispered to me with a smile on his face, and I giggled in responses. We were both anticipating this meet-up for a quite a while, and I remember telling his earlier in one of our chats... good things come to those who wait. And the best was yet to come!

A lot more awesome kissing and rubbing our bodies up against each other, and then my top came off first so he could move in to kiss my extremely erect nipples. From his pics, I knew he had a good body, and I wanted to see what he really had under his shirt... so I started to pull his shirt off and he took ... and was delighted to see his nicely toned chest and abs. If I were a Japanese manga cartoon character, there would have been a heart above my head at this point. He asked me if I ever get bored of sex. I blinked at him for 2 seconds before I said a confident no.

I was rubbing his jeans crotch area even more, and he smiled, saying that his penis was responding nicely to me. I looked into his eyes and tugged on the rim of his jeans so he knew I wanted them off, and off they came. I asked him if he wanted me to lick his penis… an offer he couldn’t resist, of course! I moved down as he propped himself up against the bed and watched as I teased his penis with my tongue….starting up slowly licking the lower part of his penis from the hilt to the tip, then rubbing my wet lips along each side of it, and followed by a bit of sucking and licking his balls before moving in to take as much of his cock into my mouth as possible. He was moaning in enjoyment, and I moaned too… coz’ I love it when I know my man is enjoying my blowjob. My hair was falling over my face, and he gently held my hair away while I continued to suck on him, so he look at my face and when I needed to take a breather, I would occasionally look up with him with a cheeky smile at him while giving him a hand-job.

Then he wanted to move in to enjoy my lower body, so I took off my shorts, keeping my panties on so he could have the honour of taking it off himself, which he gladly did. He moved himself in between my legs so he could kiss my inner thighs, and then I felt him flicking the tip of his warm tongue across my clit… and that tongue was focused totally on my sweet sport. Really nice! Then he moved up and sat next to me, so we could kiss while his fingers played with my clit. I was totally wet, and he was enjoying the feeling of my wetness in his hands… and then he fingered me.

“Wow” he said “You are so tight! Can I go in there?” he grinned.

I grinned back and whispered back “It’s waiting for you”

He got on his condom in all of 2 seconds, laid on top of me, and I felt his wonderful penis enter me. He pushed in slowly, looking into my eyes.

“Tell me if you feel any pain, ok?” he said

Oh, what a gentleman! “I don’t feel any pain” I said “It feel good. It feels really good…”

At that, he wrapped his arms around my body and pressed his body up against me as he continued to push in and out of me, faster but still gentle. Eventually he propped himself up and then asked me if I like it fast or slow. I said I liked it fast, and so he started pushing harder and faster inside of me, and the sound of his pelvis slapping against my crotch and inner thighs got louder and louder.

At one point, I was too far up the bed and my head was about to hit the top. So he grabbed my hips and pulled my whole body down suddenly. I gasped in pleasant surprise… and was instantly reminded of Merman coz’ he does the same thing to me too when I get too far up the bed. I totally dig it when he does that, and so there was another heart above my head when Hot Doc did the same.

He asked me to turn over, and then he entered me from behind doggy style. I love this position just coz’ I can feel the penetration much better, but if that wasn’t great enough, he did what no guy I’ve been with has done before. He leaned forward, and with his right around reached under my body to play with my clit while continuing to fuck me deep from behind. I guess he’d the only guy I’ve been with who’s tall enough to manage such a feat. Many many hearts above my head!

After a bit more fucking, we needed a break, and had a nice time just sitting next to each other, holding hands and chatting. We took turns telling each other the most unusual places we had romped. He said he’d done it in a car… and got caught by the police, who were thankfully nice about it! And I told him about my time having sex in my first partner’s office. Then he told me about his romp with his ex in an area surrounded by bushes, and but with a huge office building next to them, so he was worried about people looking at them, but nothing happened. Then I told him about my romp with Merman in the Jacuzzi area of his condo’s swimming poll, where other residents were swimming around oblivious to us humping each other. Then he told me about his absolutely perfect experience having sex on a beach at night under a bright full moon… and I was like, damn! He’s lived my dream! And I ended off sharing my exciting romp in a forest stream, although it ended up it my unfortunate and very painful infection. We chatted a lot about other things, including his experience as a doctor and even taught me the tell-tale signs of dengue as opposed to a normal fever.

After a lot more chatting, we were horny again, and soon I was enjoying more of his amazing kisses. Once he got his hard-on, he was getting ready to put on condom no. 2, so he got off the bed to grab from the table. While he was unwrapping it, I didn’t want to risk that hard cock going soft on me in the midst of his condom unwrapping (coz’ it happened the first time round. :P), so I came over the side of side of the bed and took his cock into my mouth while he was standing at the side of the bed. He reached his right hand down to play with my clit. The plan worked very well, his lovely cock remained nice and hard, condom no. 2 came on and he was on top of me again. And after a few minutes, he finally couldn’t take it anymore and he had to cum. I was enjoying myself, watching the look of ecstasy on his face as he released his load, his penis still inside of me. When it was done, he was kissing me passionately again. He said he didn’t intend to cum, but I’m ok with it. It tends to happen with Merman as well, as he always says he tries not to cum coz’ it totally zonks him out... when most of the time things get too steamy and if it has to come out, it has to come out! And I take it as a sign that the sex was equally fantastic for both of us.

All in all? Hot Doc wasn't pushy, but wasn't too gentle either...he was strong without being too rough. We enjoyed whispering our sexy thoughts to entice each other. And we had just the right mix of intimacy and naughtiness. Let’s not forget the great conversations and the fact that he is super good-looking. And to top it all off, free medical advice!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I officially have a new favourite fuck buddy. Sorry to Merman, but then again, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. And that’s why they say, ignorance is blisss. ;)

My Candy Cane is on AFF's Christmas Cutie Contest!

2010-12-07T23:07:00.001+08:00

Adultfriendfinder.com is holding their (what I'm guessing is annual) Christmas Cutie Contest, where AFF-ers are supposed to get creative with their Christmas props and post a Christmas related sexy photo and greeting/caption. The AFF judges will choose the Top 10 on 14th December, and from then on AFF-ers get to vote for the favourite pic. Winner gets 1 year free gold membership and erotic DVDs!

To be honest, I don't really care to win the first prize (not quite sure where to hide those erotic DVDs since I'm not staying alone and I've done a pretty good job thus far of being discreet about my...err...extracurricular activities). But the invitation to come up with a Christmas inspired sexy pic complete with a naughty caption was too much to resist!

So here's my extra early Christmas wish to you and for all AFF-ers.

It's sweet and ready for some nice licking! :P

I'll be happy just to get into the Top 10! C'mon you AFF judges!! Pick me pick me pick meeee!

A Wonderful Release in a Time of Emotional Upheaval

2010-12-06T22:23:00.000+08:00

The following is a little story by yours truly, which is a sex-ed up but quite a bit more dark and depressing than is usual of the stuff I post on my blog, so don't get a shock, yokays. I have not fallen into the deep throes of despair, never to come back again. But people go through sucky times, and in those times, when you need to make yourself feel better quick without the use of alcohol, drugs, or throwing anything breakable within the vicinity, I highly recommend... well, read on.

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I was frustrated. Confused. And tired. I was out of town again, but got an angry sms from her saying she was sick of having to do everything while I was away, with no one to help her. Her anger was directed at everyone in the house. What the f*ck, man, I can't believe this was happening. I had tried to make her work easier by offering to get someone else to help... but she would just say it's ok, he can do it, and no one else can do it better than him. And now she blows up on me out of the blue... and I'm away from home for work! I can't help, I can't do anything except feel an immense amount of guilt over that sms.

What was the point of saying such a thing to me? She said he was ok with helping out when I asked her and now she complains? So what am I supposed to do, come back from work just to help? Or try to get someone else to take over her job? The funniest thing is that she lashed out at me after a whole day at a party. Yeah ok, so after having a fun day, she comes back and gets pissed at having to do something that doesn't even take 5 minutes of her time.

Throughout the day, I held back from showing my emotions to my colleagues, or my client. Have to keep professional of course.

But back in the privacy of my hotel room, alone, the thought of that frustrating sms came back to me, and I was saddened knowing there was nothing I could do. Talking to her would only make it worst.... she was living in her own little bubble of a world where only she was right and any response from me would just be taken as rebellious fighting back. Sigh. But I can't help it, when the anger and frustration is too much for me to bear, I have to let it out. I cried, but crying wasn't going to change anything and only made me feel worst. I needed something to help take my mind off this ridiculous issue which was out of my control. And I knew just the thing.

I laid on my hotel bed. My mind started to wander... to something more exciting. Something that never failed to me feel on top of the world... that made me feel wanted.

I imagined someone on top of me... a man... with strong arms wrapped around me, and my legs wrapped around him as he pumped himself in and out of me. I could feel my clitoris swell and my fingers went down and pressed it in between the lips of my vagina... moving my hand left and right... slowly first, then faster... as faster.

My legs spasmed in reaction to the wonderful feeling in my clit. I was moaning softly, and starting to breath faster and more deeply. I wanted to cum so bad. I needed to cum. I pressed harder, rubbing faster, enjoying the build up in my clitoris. My other had was touching my breast, and I used my legs to push myself up and down the bed, eyes closed, imagining a nice penis pushing in and out of me. I threw my head back, my imaginery man was planting his lips on my neck before letting his tongue snake into my ear. I love it when ear is licked....it makes me want to explode.

And then I came....I could feel my liquids oozing out of my clit, and I sighed in relief mixed with enjoyment and I used my fingers to spread my juices all over my vagina.

My God, it felt wonderful.

I laid for a while revelling in the ectasy of yet another wonderful orgasm which made me feel like a million bucks.... certainly a much more welcome feeling than being made to feel horrible.

My F*ck Buddy List (Just so I don't forget who I've done!)

2010-12-03T01:38:00.003+08:00

I know it sounds bad, but I've met up with almost 10 guys from AFF so far, and it's starting to get to the point where I'm having difficulty remembering the guys I've been, as in the order in which I met them (haven't forgotten their names yet!). And I know a guy who can't even remember how many people he's done from AFF, and I don't quite want to get to that point. Hence I'm writing this post to in a way commemorate all my...err... f*ck buddies and my most memorable experiences with them. And so in future when my memory starts to get foggy, I can always come back here and remind myself that I'm at guy number so-and-so.... yesh, it sounds really bad, but I do have an awful memory for these things and at least I'm making an effort!

Nicknames of guys listed are in the order in which I met them (and ended up in sex, of course). Real names are withheld to protect the innocent-but-sexually-sinful, as usual ^_^:

1) N, the Ice-&-Fire guy --> The very first guy I met from AFF, and being extremely horny at the time due to not having sex for more than 2 years, I met up with him after only a couple of days of chatting online. He did a very interesting ice-and-fire technique where he used an ice cube on my clit, then proceeded to warm me up with his tongue. I also left quite a puddle of wetness on his bed which the poor sod had to clean up. I felt quite sorry for him! I haven't met up with him since, and I suspect my pussy puddle was the reason for it. *blush*

2) E, and his Swedish massage --> A nice guy I met up 3 days after N. He bought a bottle of massage oil and gave me what he called a Swedish massage (I've never had one so couldn't tell how Swedish it actually was). He LOVED my blowjobs (hehehehe), unfortunately for some reason I didn't quite feel the chemistry with him. I think it didn't help that an action movie was playing on tv and the sound of explosions in the background was distracting me from the fun of him licking my clit. Which reminds me to advise that never leave your tv volume too loud while having sex. Also have not met up with E since.

3) My favourite Merman --> ...who I romped with the day AFTER I met E (which means I met 3 guys within my first week on AFF... huhuhu, that was crazy stuff I will never repeat again!). Obviously I have not regretted it since, since Merman is current favourite romp. Not sure how many times we've met, but I would think probably around 15 times... and hopefully many more to come!

4) Chimney, and our infamous outdoor romp --> Nicknamed as such coz' he smokes like a chimney, and somehow or another I got through having at least 3 romps with him without gagging on the smoker's breath (he made an effort to brush and use mouthwash before each time...it helped...somewhat). And it was with him that I had my very first outdoor romp at a forest stream...which ended up in my extremely painful vaginal infection that lasted 2 weeks. I wasn't mad at him, but I haven't met up with him since. I'm sure he understands. :P

5) The Pearl Polisher --> Blogged about him before here, but for those not in the loop, this guy is nicknamed as such coz' he likes to 'polish' the 'pearls', i.e. clitoris of his lady friends with his fingers. And he was pretty good at it. Unfortunately he had a bad tummy ache when I met him and couldn't quite...errr...get 'it' up. I was willing to meet up with him again, but along the way he started introducing his other guy friends to me, which I thought was really weird and uncalled for (that he was talking to his friends about his romp with me and suggesting his friends to me!). So I lost interest. Ouch.

6) Shy Guy, fav romper no. 2 --> I have also blogged about him here. He seems to be a bit of a quiet and shy type, but when in bed, he fingers and licks me like no one else!! Good grief. :P Most fascinating is that he's engaged to a gal who he swings with, and they also play separately too. So while I normally don't go for married guys coz' I feel bad thinking their cheating on their spouses, in this case I know it's not cheating coz' his lady is fully aware of what he's doing. I must thank her for being willing to share. ^_^

7) D, who is super naughty --> Seemingly innocent looking fellow, but he gave me the hardest bang I've had in my life, with dirty talk to boot. I can't say it was unenjoyable (he was a pretty darn good licker too ), but it did make me feel a bit cheap coz' I thought the intimacy was lacking. Hence I didn't meet up with him again. Sorry again!

8) French guy --> whom I blogged about in my posts about the French Connection. I'm a bit annoyed with him now coz' he made himself out to be someone who's not into one-night stands and like being with ladies he can have a good relationship and chat with. But after our first time, he never bothered to try and contact me again although he seemed to have a pretty good time with me. Ah well, it's not a big loss coz' I don't think the sex was all that hot either, as explained in my 2 posts about him.

9) Macha, my half-Indian tickling friend --> The only guy so far who knows the G-Gal's secret identity (you lucky sod, you!) and I posted about our first romp here. I actually loved the way he tickled his neck with my tongue! We've been too busy to meet up again though... but we certainly plan to. :)

10) Hot Doc --> Good-looking young doctor whom I had a most awesome romp with, but it was only a one off thing coz' he decided to keep to one romp per woman for his personal reasons. Was nice while it lasted.

11) Scotty and his amazing tongue --> Scottish friend who blew me away with a most wonderful pussy licking after some initial inhibitions on my part. He also taught me some interesting trivia about wearing a kilt without underwear.

12) Batman --> nicknamed as such due to his self-proclaimed 'dark' personality like the Batman. Our most memorable time was parking on the top floor of a famous shopping mall in my area, messing around in the car, then getting caught by as security guard! Yeah, I think I'll stick to the hotels from now on. :P

13) DJ --> a guy who works part-time as a DJ, and came all the way from another country... not solely to meet me but it was part of the agenda. A bit about our romp here.

And there you go, my list of AFF buddies so far, and more to be added as I go along. :) Keep in mind this doesn't include the first two boyfriends whom I didn't meet from AFF.... as well as a naughty guy I met at the gym whom I played naked with but no penetration was involved.

Ah yes, me and my promiscuous life. :P

EQ in the dick (and other retarded messages on AFF)

2010-12-01T00:29:00.000+08:00

In continuation of my previous posts on hilariously retarded messages I have received from guys on Adult Friendfinder (such as those here and here), here are MORE retarded messages from the wonderful world of AFF, for your ROFL-ling pleasure:

Retarded AFF message no.1:
Him: cant see any titties lol...anyway nice meeting you...(his name)

[G-Gal: I guess his said as such coz' my AFF profile pic is not so revealing. And he completely blew any chance of seeing my titties for real with that less-than-charming introduction. This was from a 54 year old dude by the way. Ew.]

Retarded AFF message no.2 (on my AFF blog):
Him: Can I euck you?

Me: No you can't euck me and your message makes me go euck. Good grief, when will guys like you learn not to talk to us ladies on Adult FriendFinder like freakin' whores.

Him: *no reply*

Really retarded AFF message no.3:
Him: ********** [his telephone number... and nothing else]

Me: Nice intro. Not.

Him: Not what? U hot?

Me: Lol, I'm hotter than you are smart. Don't waste your gold membership if you're going to ask silly questions and don't know how to write a better introduction.

Him: so u like to be licked ya?

Me: Yes, but only by guys with a certain level of intelligence. Just so you know, I'm replying solely to amuse myself, so don't keep your hopes up.

Him: how intelligence? EQ in the dick ya? I am a true professional and travel to KL for work often...hope we can strike something...>

Me: EQ is Emotional Quotient, which refers to emotional capacity. You probably meant IQ (Intelligence Quotient), which is related to intelligence. Unfortunately it seems both the dick and the brain are missing either. Which part of don't keep your hopes up did you not understand?

Him: we can explore further if the feels are mutual! goodnite!!!!

[G-Gal: Well, that certainly answered my last question. -_-]

A Mechanical Screw

2010-11-29T00:22:00.000+08:00

That's what I would call the idea of having sex with a robot. Lo and behold, some engineering geniuses have put their talent to great use by creating Roxxxy, the prototype robot sex doll, which is the life-sized, anatomically correct, can talk and apparently has 5 different personalities, ranging from shy to sadomasochistic. Her race, hair and breast size are also customizable. All this in the neat package of $9000. And the same guys who invented this are coming up with a male version too!

I have so many smart-@$$ comments about this, I can't just limit it to one:
1) This would definitely make a fascinating conversation topic for guests who come over for dinner.
2) I wonder if they have an option to set personality to none. For the guys who are sick of hearing women talk.
3) Perhaps the next improved version would be one that can squirt, do wet deepthroating blowjobs AND able to ride on top. And that would easily add at least another $5000 or more to the price tag.
4) As fascinating a having a male robot to screw with sounds, I wouldn't pay $9000 just so I have to do all the work. After all, real guys can do all the work for me and I don't have to pay a cent. Lol.

So guys, how many of you would actually buy Roxxxy for a mechanical screw?

G-Gal & Merman's Sex Romp Sound EffeXXX

2010-11-27T01:07:00.003+08:00

As mentioned in my last post, I had a nice romp with Merman over the weekend. He likes to call me a naughty girl sometimes...but he has no idea just how naughty I am coz' I used my phone to record the sound of our session together...and he had no idea!

The original clip was dang long though....I recorded 30 minutes, of which the first 10 mins or so consisted of just us talking to each other on the bed. We were talking a lot longer than that too... coz' not only is he a wonderful fuck, but he's an incredibly intelligent guy and just loves to talk on and on about his latest ideas or his opinions on whatever current issues are going on... and I kind of enjoy listening to him, until I start getting too horny and am just waiting for him to jump on me, of course. And eventually after listening to his long talks, he usually catches me by surprise somewhat by moving in for a kiss and then proceeding to ravish me.

So out of that long 30 minutes clip, I cut out two short snippets where you can hear... mostly myself letting out a lot of moans, and also the sound of Merman banging hard against me (and if you listen really hard, you might hear his moaning too, but it's kinda soft...) Hmm... just the sound of him banging me turns me on... although I am quite amused by my own moaning (like, is THAT how I sound like in bed? Lolness!). His television was on at the time too, so there is a bit of background noise, unfortunately. But that doesn't diminish the good stuff all that much...

Uploading these clips is a long and painful process of converting the sound files, editing and so forth, so enjoy it coz' I ain't doing it often! :D

And for those who can't play the clips above (not sure if the player is working like it's supposed to!) then you can click on the mp3 links for clip 1 here and for clip 2 here, so you can hear me in action from the pleasure of your own mp3 player. :)

The correlation between pussy hair length and sexual activity

2010-11-24T02:27:00.001+08:00

In my case, I realized that a good indicator of my level of sexual activity is the length of my pussy hair. Simple reason is coz' when I know I won't be having sex, I don't bother to shave my pussy. And so the longer my pussy hair gets, it means the less action in bed I've been getting. Sometimes I shave even when I still know I won't be having sex, coz' the long hair starts to get to me (this goes to show that I'm so used to having shaved pussy that a furry pussy no longer feels natural to me. This is probably not a good thing...). For the past month or so when I was travelling often, my pussy hair was actually long enough to reach the level of reasonably furry... and that's when I shaved it out of sheer annoyance of the feel of long pussy hair.

However, the only thing more annoying than long pussy hair is pussy stubble! Coz' that when it's not long or short and sometimes the hair pokes around at my sensitive areas and gets uncomfortable. It used to be really uncomfortable to me.... but I think I've kinda gotten used to the feeling so it's less annoying.

And yes guys, I know you want pics of a REAL female pussy (not a pissed-off looking cat), so here you are.

BEFORE: G-Gal's pussy stubble

AFTER: G-Gal's clean-shaven pussy

Just so you know, my pussy was shaved this time not just for the heck of it, but coz' I was preparing for my wonderful romp with Merman today (I have new prospects but I have to wait til Dec to meet them! *Sigh*).... we had a awesome time as usual.... AND I was a REALLY naughty girl and recorded the sound of us having sex on my phone without him knowing it! Yes, sound clips will come soon on my blog (once I figure out the best file format and way to post it on a blog, which is a bit of a pain for audio files...).

Anyhow, back to the pussy pics, does anyone else think that my pussy lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth from the side view? Lol! XD

Oh yes, please do vote on the poll (on my sidebar) on whether you prefer shaved, trimmed or furry pussy! Ciowz!~

Poll results: The cartoon character f*ck fantasy

2010-11-22T12:46:00.000+08:00

Results of my last poll are in! The poll was related to my post on cartoon sex, and the question and results were:

Ever fantasized about f*cking a cartoon/animated character?

a) Errr....they're not real...so NO --> 4 votes (50%)

b) Yes, only the hot-looking characters (eg. heroes, princes, princesses, etc) --> 3 votes (37%)

c) Yes, even the weird characters (eg. non-human characters) --> 1 vote (12%)

That is a rather pathetic total of 8 votes. Bleh. And I guess the poll results are pretty representative of the general population. Half have no cartoon fantasies whatsoever, why a minority actually fantasize about weird characters. Okie.

NEXT poll is up.... do you guys prefer shaved, trimmed or furry pussy? And I'm NOT talking about a cat! Ladies can vote too (or your preference for yourself, of course!).

Porn bloopers!

2010-11-19T00:48:00.003+08:00

*Sorry, the links to the vids in my earlier version of this post were screwy. The links to the vids have been corrected! Yay!

Porn videos are a huge industry, you know, and therefore it's bound to happen that something unintentionally funny happens in a porn video. And hence, a porn blooper is born, and I came across an interesting website that has a collection of these, although I would say it's not quite that extensive. There are other porn blooper sites out there, I'm sure (haven't had the time to check out all of them though), but in the meantime, here are the one's I thought were pretty funny. Enjoy! (comments below are taken from the website):

Guy falls off couch during blowjob
Who knew sex could be so dangerous? This porn blooper involves five people on a little couch. To compensate, one of the guys balances himself precariously on the back of the couch while getting sucked off from below. She must have been good, cause he loses focus for just a moment and stumbles right over onto the floor! Laughs all around on this funny porn video!

Cute porn actress loses her head during sex
As this cute porn actress is getting banged from behind, she slowly slips down into the corner with each thrust until her whole head disappears. Make sure you watch the expression on her face as she suddenly realizes what’s happening! LOL!

Sexy anal scene becomes wet farting nightmare
I think this was supposed to be sexy, LOL! After this guy cums in her ass, she pulls her cheeks apart to let the jizz come out. Yeah it comes out, but with a lot of wet farting. Hahahahah WTF funny porn vid!

GGal's personal comment on this: This borders between funny and gross, but it wasn't as bad as another vid on the site where a girl was farting so much there was green stuff coming out of her ass, and the guy actually happily licked it up. That was totally freaky. -_-

Funny fake comment / ad

2010-11-17T21:15:00.000+08:00

I got this rather hilarious 'comment' on one of my posts, which is obviously an advertisement for a porn site in under the guise of a blog comment. I don't really mind giving it a bit more publicity by making it an actual post coz' it was amusing in so many ways.... poor spelling and grammar (the writer made up new words such as 'tuallet').... a rather nonsensical story (a wife gets revenge on her husband by showing clips of her boobs to other guys online... eerrr, why?), and the best part is... the link to the porn site says the website has been suspended.

Fantastic advertising strategy.

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Hi guys , I have a story for you and maybe you can explain me what to do next in my life.
My life whole change and I can't sleep anymore. I am married to my husband theree weeks ago, we completely normal people we like make love, but what happen last night is completely brake me down.
Is happening after we bought a new computer, from the beginning we call every month for computer technician to remove the viruses and the popup with porn pictures. And now I know why is happen!
I catch my husband in the tuallet near his computer masturbation while he watches a sex videos site!
May you believe that! These [url=http://www.mypornhub.com]

free porn videos[/url] was not something, some two lesbians played with their pussies I think one of them is was Lisa Ann and second I think was Mason Moore I am not so good with all this porn starsgirls names.
Personally I believe an am more sexy than these trunny girls and now I am so angry so maybeto do something crazy like share with you boys clips of my boobs. I am open now to go out with anyone and even thinking for divorce with this animal.
Let me know what you think about and how you can help me if you want support me a little on this hard time reply on this message first.

Offering hope... in the wrong context?

2010-11-17T00:44:00.000+08:00

Read the following except and take one wild guess where I took it from. Just guess. :) :

We have all had are hearts broken at least once in our lives. There has been that one person that we have loved with all our heart and has not returned that love. When you wake up to that reality you feel like your world has shattered. You feel like you will never love that way again. He is all you think of and becomes your world. It feels like you will never love that way again. You ask yourself why is this happening to me? Am I not good enough? What's wrong with me?Then, as time goes by, you get the answers to your questions. You begin to realize that it all happened for a reason. You realize the he is not the one for you. The more you analyze the person you begin to see the differences. You realize that you don't know that person like you thought you did and they don't know you. Then comes the understanding that you deserve someone who will love, cherish, appreciate you and never take you for granted.Once you reach this point, the pain of never having him starts to minimize. It becomes a learning experience. You learn more about yourself. You learn to recognize the qualities you do want in a person. You learn that you will love again and even stronger.When two people love each other mutually and give to each other freely that love grows and matures. If it were not for the experience of our broken heart and those lessons we learned along the way we would not be the loving, understanding people we become.All past hurts teach us and mold us in becoming better people which give us the tools to create successful relationships. If you are experiencing a broken heart just remember even though you have been hurt and disappointed love will come again just HOPE!

Have you guessed? I'll give you a couple more seconds to think about it. ^_^
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Tadaaaaa... it's the profile of a guy on Adult Friend Finder (AFF). Yeah, that section where you're supposed to introduce yourself and explain why you would be somewhat attractive to any ladies on AFF. You know, that site where you meet people to fuck, mostly with no strings attached.

No offense to the guy, but personally, reading that on a guy's AFF profile gave me the jeebers. Like what exactly is the intention of such a profile? To lure all the poor heart-broken girls on AFF to you in the hope that you can 'heal' their pain with sex? No doubt there would be heartbroken girls on AFF looking an 'outlet' to be in a sexual relationship without the emotional BS, but such a profile just gives me the impression that the guy is just out to take advantage of such girls. In my humble opinion, any girl who goes on AFF looking for love in the midst of guys out for a good banging is going to be sorely disappointed. And any guys there insinuating that AFF is the place to mend a broken heart is really not helping.

But then again, I would give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he actually IS a nice guy who would maintain an honest relationship with his AFF lady fuck buddies.

But I'm still not interested. :P

Got an appointment with a doctor...;-)

2010-11-15T00:33:00.003+08:00

I've been chatting up a charming new guy from AFF and was interested to learn that he's a doctor. I'm quite fascinated with the thought that a doctor would be on AFF. You'd think after learning all about the nasty effects of STDs and whatnot in medical school, they would the first people to be more wary of their own health and not engage in promiscuous behaviour. I guess doctors need an outlet for their sex drive just like every other normal guy!

He's pretty young, just a couple years older than me, I think. He also me showed pics of himself, and he's tall with boyish good looks and a nice abs... in other words he is SMOKIN' hot. And chatting with him isn't boring either, which is always a great thing. I'm almost wondering why the heck a guy like that needs to go on AFF.... there should be girls fawning all over him. :P But needless to say, I am looking forward to meeting this guy, and even having naughty fantasies of doctor-patient role-playing sex. With him, I get a 3-in-1 general body checkup, breast examination, and err.... all-natural pap smear (whatever cervical cells get onto his 'equipment' can be sent for testing eh, why not? ^_^).

Chatting with him has been quite helpful too... he's given me advice on who I can see do to a (real) pap smear and he also advised me to get a vaccination against cervical cancer, and what the cost was like... I've been trying to find out this stuff since I got sexually active again, so yay!

Unfortunately he's outstation until December. So I have a bit of a wait before I get my medical exam by this hot young doctor. And yeah, this is probably like the only time ever I'm looking forward to seeing a doctor and not having to worry about being charged an arm and a leg for a few minutes of his time. Lol! The sexcapade report will come next month! I hope! In the meantime, I still have other prospects to keep me busy, not mention my favourite fishy Merman friend. Sigh, it's a tough job juggling so many guys, but somebody's gotta do it!

Being liked by a too-innocent guy

2010-11-13T00:13:00.000+08:00

I have an admirer. Well, two admirers if you count the one who keeps commenting on my blog (you know who you are). But the other admirer is a guy who has no idea about my 'alternative' lifestyle. And I do a pretty good job of maintaining my 'good'girl' persona in front of everyone who has no idea about my 'alternative' lifestyle. So I think he would be pretty devastated if he ever found out what I'm REALLY like, and this guy is way too innocent for me. As in he's a church going guy, really soft-spoken, and a totally non-dominating personality. And the latter makes him quite unattractive to me, and it doesn't help that every online conversation I have with him is so totally boring. Usually goes something like the following:

Him: So how have you been?

Me: Been travelling around a lot for work.

Him: Oooooiiiicccc.....

*silence*

In other words, he's really bad at maintaining an interesting conversation. Hence, he's boring. Yet he still insists on chatting me up every time he sees me online, and has tried several times to ask me out for lunch or dinner, to which I always have an excuse (to be fair, the excuses so far have been legitimate, but it helps that I don't want to see him).

So I'm not too sure what to do with this guy. I was hoping that just ignoring him in general when I see him online would eventually send the hint that I don't really care about initiating conversation with him, and hence he would figure out that I'm not really interested in him. But that hasn't really happened coz' he still tries to chat me up. I'm too nice to blatantly tell him that I'm not interested, especially I know that I'm way too naughty in for a nice (but boring) guy like him.

The more freaky thing is that he's on my Facebook and recently he's been clicking 'like' for most of my status updates. So that's a bit freaky in a slightly stalker kind of way (like, is he monitoring my profile status updates and clicking 'like' just in the hope that I will notice and actually like his 'likes'? Egad!).

So here' the dilemma... to let him down easy by continuing to ignore his advances and hope he eventually gets it... or break it to him straight and say I'm just not interested? Of course, I'll leave out the part where I much prefer fucking around with random guys. :P

The Gspot Journal

The polls are reopened!

Ever wanted to give your partner an orgasm while dancing?

What's long and hard and glows in the dark?

3D Sex and Zen - revolutionizing the porn industry with 3D!

Merry XXXmas and Happy New Year!

Of Dry Condoms, Dry Ice in Condoms and other funny condom related stuff

A Comparitive Analysis Between Western and Asian Porn

4 fun times in one night

The KISS: A Sneak Preview of How Good the Sex will Be

Tickled by my Venus Butterfly

Long overdue poll results!

A fun night out and naughty thought ;-)

Operation Threesome is postponed until further notice :(

Operation Threesome is under way

Merman pulls a little elephant surprise!

Suggestions for a new poll!

Furry Sex - Giving new meaning to humping like an animal

Dreaming of a BJ on a plane

Another macha gets in my pants ^_^

Busy little sexed up bee

POLL TIME! Doncha think genitals are ugly?

Sex in a bathtub: Theoretically awesome but not so much in reality

Playing with my Amethyst

You asked for arse, and you get arse

Camwhoring 101: How to NOT be a camwhore douche

My Pretty Amethyst ;-)

New Poll: Wanna see my ass? :)

Another toy to play with! :D

Enjoying my new toy ;-)

G-Gal's tutorial on How to Drive Your Partner Wild in Bed (visual courtesy of Youjizz.com)

Dang these internet filters blocking my precious porn!

This Bullet is Magic! :D

The Difference in Repeated Bangability Rates Between Men & Women

Wanting him

Horny in a hotel again :)

My upcoming sex toy review... and some fascinating plants

How to Make a Woman Orgasm

6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

My dolphin never came but another product on the way

The supersized blue creatures on Avatar go porn pro

Merman and I still getting it on....

The vid that'll make you go "Show those dang penises already!"

Apologies for my absence!

Poll results: Which crazy place(s) have you had sex at?

HaPpY CHiNeSe NeW YeAr 2011!!!

Steve Rooster & His Amazing Pussy Licking Techniques!!! *O*

Most Hilarious Movie Sex Scene (I was too lazy to do a Top Ten)

Dicks in the news and their dickhead owners

Back to romping again! Although I shouldn't be. :P

Spraying loads with my rubber hose(?)

POLL RESULTS: Shaved pussy rated tops! NEW POLL: Places where you've dunnit

My 1st (almost) romp in my car....and we got caught!!! XD

Would you like to make sex?

Georgy Orgies, cumming & (cream)pie!

Suggestions to spice up your 2011!

U Can't Touch This... the MC Hammer Tribute

Gynae gives me a reason to finger myself

Stupid AFF messages shared by an AFF gal pal

Merry Christmas, and careful who you romp with!

Welcome to Adult Friendfinder, BUD

Sexcapade Report: Beam me up, Scotty!!

Merman's wonderful suggestion

To boldly bone what no man has boned before...

I win some (free toys), I lose some (good fuck buddy) :P

Of Spooning, Knifing and Forking

AFF ticked me off, so it's payback time

Report just in....the Hot Doc tops the charts!!! :D

My Candy Cane is on AFF's Christmas Cutie Contest!

A Wonderful Release in a Time of Emotional Upheaval

My F*ck Buddy List (Just so I don't forget who I've done!)

EQ in the dick (and other retarded messages on AFF)

A Mechanical Screw

G-Gal & Merman's Sex Romp Sound EffeXXX

The correlation between pussy hair length and sexual activity

Poll results: The cartoon character f*ck fantasy

Porn bloopers!

Funny fake comment / ad

Offering hope... in the wrong context?

Got an appointment with a doctor...;-)

Steve Rooster & His Amazing Pussy Licking Techniques!!! O